I don’t think they’ll ever go away, so it seems the JK’s on us

For you:

That happened to me, once. And yes, I did cheer!

What the shit.

Not an expert on copyright law but this is based on another song (Hey Baby by DJ Otzi) so I don’t think that’ll be possible.

... what do you mean, you pay for ambulance rides? That’s not real, right?

To be fair the whole lock combo trick wouldn’t be proof of the psychic/mediums’ abilities either. I went on a mentalism kick a few years ago and totally know how to figure out someone’s PIN, so a lock shouldn’t be too difficult to do :D .

I like to think that that’s not Boring, Oregon but Boring Oregon, NY or somewhere because the founder *really* hated Oregon.

Hey, thanks!

Oooh, SPN gif time! *Goes to the necessary folder, picks my favourite*

My best friend has PCOS so she rarely has a period, because of her medication, but when she does they last for about 3-4 weeks.

There is a typo in this sentence. Please do NOT alter it for it tickles me greatly :D

It’s a common idea amongst the public that ‘terrorist attack=Muslim extremist’ but thankfully various law enforecement agencies, such as the FBI, take a much more accurate and broader definition of terrorism than the public. As such, most US-based terror attacks have not been committed by Jihadists or Islamists, even…

Mhmm. I never thought I’d like Arya Grande but it seems that 2016 isn’t done fucking us over yet. Fuck you, 2016!

Don’t forget the dream catcher belly button piercing. I mean, it’s a health and safety hazzard for one thing ...

Calexit sounds like a boner pill.

Also don’t forget that the new testament introduced the concept of hell, which isn’t exactly peace and lovey

Not that I’ve been able to find, no. But if you’re on twitter, my username is the same (because I’m imaginative, haha).

Quite right! It had a very interesting ...

Hey, hope you’ll be okay. You probably already have a person to talk to, but if you ever want an ear with an under-utilised brain attached, hi!