THANK YOU for getting Maya right :D

I like to think that Rachel has been watching a bit too much Spartacus:

Bestiality is legal, you say?

I deliberately don’t top up my phone credit so that I have a ready excuse for not texting or calling back. I get some annoying ‘buy credit already!’ comments from my sister but beyond that I’m blissfully free of the hassle.

So don’t call him that at all. I call him ‘Mr Trump’ because all he wants is the status and prestige that being president affords him. My refusal to call him ‘president Trump’, ‘Mr President’ or ‘president-elect’ is one small act of denial that I have over him.

You’re in good company :) .

I was enjoying some time with the family, including my sister’s three small humans, a few weekends ago. There was a moment when it seemed like one of the kids might have head lice and so I asked my mum to check my hair. It was just soo soothing! I don’t know if it was because of the gentle attention received from…

Thanks, Snake! Though it’s somewhat alarming that there’s no formal legislative system in place. I’m more than a little worried about Mr Trump’s abuses of power and had hoped that this would be a good measure to stop that.

Unrelated but: the Count of Violations sounds like Rudy’s vampiric name.

I think his name is Bran Stark.

Is that what will happen if he doesn’t put his business dealings in a blind trust? Unless I missed it, neither this nor the original article mentioned what would happen if he didn’t do it.

Hey so I had an idea and wanted to run it by my fellow Jezzies:

Holy shit KissCam is a real thing? For some reason I always thought it was a movie contrivance, because there was no way something that weird and creepy would happen.

Dear Yoko:

$130k?? FUCK YOU AMERICA. FUCK YOU SO HARD

Please excuse me while I give my niece a long, long hug.

London Zoo has one. Which is somewhat annoying because my sister has a fear of butterflies and I love them.

Interestingly, it seems that AA doesn’t even work for the majority of people:

I don’t think it’s a mental illness thing, but ‘just’ entitlement. I talked to a few (male) friends yesterday and showed them some clips of him looking up an actress’s skirt and they thought it was funny. Even after I tried to explain to them what the problem was, they still didn’t see a problem with it.

Not so much something I saw but something someone else saw: I was waiting in line at a convention and got talking to the guy behind me. At one point I went to check the time on my phone when I received a pop up thing on my home screen. It turned out to be an email from a sex toy website I frequent. I didn’t have the…