That porter mustard is absolutely stellar (and the other two are damn good as well).

It’s hard to believe it has been over a year since the last episodes aired.

Barry didn’t air any new episodes in the eligibility period.

Very true. I also have one ugly butterknife that I have relegated to the tool I use to clean out the vacuum cleaner filter.

That pig does look kinda pissed.

As the owner of a particularly large head, I feel it’s important to adopt a standardized definition of head size before we convert fully to this otherwise very reasonable system of measures. 

I HOLLERED!

I wouldn’t even drink water out of a cup. That’s how much I hate cups. 

Holy shit that’s a lot of stops. I had no idea. I hardly ever saw them around when I lived there. 

It’s his special gift.

Proof that anybody can grownup to be Preisdent! You don't have to be smart, nice, clever, or creative.

Agreed. cc all the juicero investors

I know where the mouth will be. 

Seriously. Feature, not bug.

This is the right answer. Mostly. I’m not sure it’s even worth it raw. It’s just one if those things where the effort required is not worth the final product. The only smores I can get behind is smores cereal.

Back in the early 2000's, my dad’s band opened up for him and my sister and I went to see the show. Now, this is Long Island, mind you. The parking lot at Westbury Music Fair was filled with trucks with american AND confederate flags hanging from them along with “3" decals. If it wasn’t a truck, it had american and…

Holy shit!  Earl Scruggs he is not.  That is Ted Nugent/Kid Rock level scum.

“I've seen the movies! They start chanting like that, they can literally pull your still-beating heart out of your chest and set it in fire before your eyes before you die!" 

I don’t see any flaws with this procedure.