Seems like you are drawing that connection, otherwise there wouldn’t be a problem here. Abortions are not murder, fetuses are not babies. No lives were lost as a result of that policy through abortion. You using the word babies to refer to fetuses is exactly the sort of bullshit that anti choice campaigners use. Take…

It’s weird to go on the internet and declare your desire for genocide, man.

i LOVE terrible disaster movies! My wife and i play a fun little game pointing out all the usual tropes in these types of movies. Such as animals sensing the danger, there will always be a non-believer/person in denial, gratuitous death scenes, incredible death-defying save (usually saving a child/pet) etc. It started…

I stand in solidarity with you on Half Baked and H&K, I liked the wolves in Day After Tomorrow, but I wanted them to eat the people

A lot of people missing that this is a joke where you admit to being lazy and insane. 

Ironic considering how hard they’ve actively worked against world peace.

Yeah it blows my mind. I had so many questionable examples of people buying things from me on craigslist for minimal, if any, savings. One guy drove more than 60 miles round trip to buy an extra set of $50 bicycle derailleur cables for $30. The guy literally spent $6 in gas and two hours of his time to save less than…

Man, those employees must really hate you. It is nowhere near your job to “review/test reactivity and resourcefulness” in anyone. Please stop being a dick to fast food/retail employees.

A lot of these sorts of questions are simplified for me by just not basing the tip amount off of performance at all. Good service, bad service, you get the same 20% as everyone else. If there’s something SO unsatisfactory that you MUST do SOMETHING about it, ask to speak to the manager, but unless you have reason to…

If you live in a “tipping culture” kind of place (p.s. abolish tipping, pay a living wage); unless the server strolls up to you, drops his pants, and dips his disease-ridden flaccid dick into your coffee while making intense eye-contact, you should tip.

I was totally hoping you’d see this...

Ohh, that spaghetti!

The logic is not to fight large forest fires with your home equipment, but rather to have the ability to stop any minor household/property fires immediately before you start the next large forest fire.

2:22 in: “People assume that I just live this super privileged life, like Richie Rich, and that just wasn’t the case. It was actually the opposite.” [marina in the background]

This was FOUR YEARS AGO. Why the fuck did we, as a society, not just take him out back and shoot him right after the court case?

Seriously. Heat up my cold cuts?! You can pry the cold meat from my dead, diarrhea-desiccated hands.

Damn right. Came here to say that working on a lobster boat at 101 is not in the least inspiring to me. 

Magnets, how do they reprogram my pacemaker?

Probably it is the job that keeps her alive... some people, when they get retired, just die soon after because they don’t know what to do with their lives and simply lose it with the booze etc..