“We know that the protests were not about the flag and anthem and that our players were not being unpatriotic.”
I actually like Cheez-Its, I just can’t imagine following the Cheez-It brand on social media.
I have never, until this post, even hear of “Charms Mini Pops.” Team Dum-Dums 4 lyf!
I don’t understand who all these people are that follow brands on social media—or why! Fucking Cheerios has more than 1.1 million followers on Facebook. There’s really a million people out there who give a fuck about Cheerios social media content? Cheez-It has more than 3.5 million. Cheez-it! Fuck everything.
Why didn’t this asshole just, like, become an ICE agent? They are hiring like crazy and have basically no standards.
It’s a slippery slope. If we do that, then we’ll also need to cancel the F-16 flyovers and field-sized flag drapery, and then the terrorists win.
A sports team in Cleveland a disaster? Shocking.
What is, in your esteemed opinion, the very best picnic sandwich?
Fortunately there is video of the incident, since there were no eye witnesses.
That is, somehow, worse.
Speaking of the unwritten rules of baseball...this could not be more wrong:
The workplaces with the most sex have to be colleges and universities. Depending on the size of the institution, you have hundreds or thousands of faculty and staff, many with their own private offices, plus locker rooms and showers if you get really sweaty and need to clean off afterward, plus tenured faculty who…
For the life of me, I have no idea why I loved this group so much but I was the person in 7th grade singing all of the praises of and trying to put everybody onto the Fu-Schnickens.
As long as Rick “Oops” Perry is on the cabinet, he’s not giving up that crown.
Lynx is apparently the only animal that sounds exactly like I would sound while trying to imitate a lynx before knowing what a lynx actually sounds like.
Is this dude’s name really “Olive”? I mean, not that anyone would ever make fun of him for it, but still. Olive?
Every once in a while I—an idiot—decide to stop drinking coffee for no apparent reason. Typically after a couple weeks I remember how much I like coffee and don’t remember why I stopped drinking it and restart.
Even worse, to me, is that we shouldn’t expect the President to be elite. When I watch sports, I typically want to see elite athletes excelling on the field or court; when I go to the theater, I want to see elite actors on stage; if I need surgery, I’d prefer it be done by an elite doctor; and maybe I’m old fashion,…
Same. Glad to see I was confused; this song is great.