In this episode of Shitting in the Wrong Place we congratulate this one for the ultimate prize of shitting in the most perfectly wrong place.

They say it like those things make it better, not worse. Of course in their eyes they do.

Ah, yes.  I remember that day when I realized I was older than anybody in the NFL, NBA or MLB.  It stung a little bit.

We were so close to getting bootlicker bingo.

Damn, that’s real. 

I never understood why the kids menu is always crap. They could at least TRY instead of just chicken tenders and grilled cheese sandwiches.

If you’re ever in need of a fix of some good Kate content, she regularly contributes at Good Beer Hunting:

I miss the Kate/Gwen/Kevin trio here

Does Kate get residuals from y’all recycling her brilliant efforts?

“I heard” he claims he invented the question mark.

He really raised awareness of Frederick Douglass as well. I understand he’s being recognized more and more. 

It’s okay, I prefer to get drunk before getting on the plane.

Who the fuck turns down free food, anyway? Cashier at Five Guys saw my old military ID as I was getting my card out to pay the other day, and told me that I get a free large drink. I could only only respond with ‘didn’t know that, cool, thanks.’

There is nothing related to common sense, or anything natural, about the whole thing.

I read an article earlier about some police department threatening to boycott a restaurant because they wanted to do away with the free meals they'd been offering to cops.  The restaurant backtracked on that and decided to keep the discounts.  Imagine being a business owner and getting bullied like that, by the…

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You know she said that because a lot of restaurants “offer” cops free or discounted food and she’s smart enough to want to try and head that off in her Poor Us video.

such a strange detail

This made me smile because it dovetails with Panama’s article about “Just Wright”. He discussed how learning that Jersey gas stations are NOT self-serve altered how he saw the movie.

Thank you. :)