Reminds me of the time our son was on a bus coming home from summer camp and we were trying to figure out when we needed to pick him up. My wife called him and put him on speaker.

One time I was meeting someone in New York, in the flip phone era:

I can remember visiting my sister at her dorm, going to Starbucks, walking out, looking across the road and asking her “will these last us to the next Starbucks?” There were literally a chain of 5 kiosks down the road, one every couple of tenths of a mile.

It was literally designed by a white supremacist. If this statue doesn’t perfectly capture the essence of white supremacists and Confederate flag defenders, nothing does.

Looks like a, ‘My brother -in -law is a sculptor, and he can give us a deal’ deal.

Thanks! I’d forgotten how ridiculous that looked.

Dang!  you beat me to it!  Mine isn’t cast iron though.

that is perfect for takoyaki!

I notice how many whites are so reflexively quick to call for the harshest measures when it comes to anything involving Black people. Instinctively, quick-twitchy.

An extraordinary optic, thanks.

That says it all. 

I’m not sure there’s a more accurate comparison of the 2 administrations than that picture.  Fuck

Consummate V’s!

I can’t believe I haven’t seen that before, it’s comedy gold!

I have this as a sticker on the back of my laptop, and I love seeing people’s reactions. 

This and “Smell you later” are the only acceptable answers.

Ballsack?

This is great. But his Alex Jones song is an all-time banger.

This right here. I’ve not missed food so much as I’ve never been one to prefer to eat out over cooking in. Stopping in for drinks with friends, though, is very sorely missed and will be the first thing I do when I feel it’s safe enough.

There’s a winery tasting room walking distance from where I live. I really miss that place, especially because of the Sunday nights. It was almost always the same one person behind the bar, but since they were always the only person working, they didn’t care that company policy was that members didn’t count as their…