I just want to sit outside at a restaurant or bar patio and drink a beer with friends my dog.

Portland Fruit Tree Project. It can be replicated.

You’ve got lemons on your tree? Shit, we don’t even have leaves on our trees yet.

And just like that you invented Gardnr, a disruptor in the self-sufficient at-home neighborhood bodega space, a social experience unlike any other!  The IPO will be nuts

My coworkers were talking about that one day, as a dedicated bourbon guy I wanted to gag.

Yeah, MSG. That’s totally Claire’s pantry staple.

May I suggest you find yourself a perfectly ripe sharlyn melon this year?  The farm I work on (for the last 18 years) grows them and, to me, are the best melons ever.

What about silicone?

Below is the only Candyman that black people acknowledge:

Well, I live alone, so... everything?

That man is already dead.

Yeah that was such a giant red flag I’m thinking this account might just not be on the level, you know what I mean.

Ooh the mezcal Negroni is a fun variation!

This is the correct answer. Although it gets better if the saucepan doesn’t have a phenolic handle or teflon coating and can go in the oven and under the broiler.

Pan roasted some pork chops. Pulled the skillet out of the 400 degree oven (used a pot holder) took the chops out with tongs, grabbed the 400 degree, cast iron, handle with my bare hand to pour in the stock to make pan sauce.

It was the style at the time.

Mine only tied them to his belt, which was the style at the time.

My god, “Star Wars superfans” are just terrible. They’re just movies, man. Get over it.

Like toilet paper.

That’s an interesting idea! Would be something to regularly look forward to.