I realize it isn’t the same author, but I’m loving that this article came just a few hours after:

Same-ish here! Week two of working at home with two kids (who have schoolwork to do) and a wife who recently had surgery and can’t move to do basic things for herself (or the kids), and is also working from home. Being teacher/nurse/short-order cook doesn’t leave much time for my work, hence the midnight Kinja…

Marin County resident sending our best wishes to our southern friends.  Stay safe, all.

I’m also working more but for different reasons. I work for an auto company and forecast auto sales. Guess how in demand our department is right now...

I am so sorry. That’s a lot to deal with, on top of all of the other worries. 

OMG -- I’m so sorry you have flooding to deal with on top of everything else. Sending ehugs.

Tribe’s first joint should make a “Best Debut Album” list, along with Only Built for Cuban Linx, Pun’s 1st joint (underrated as FCUK) and The Cilvia Demo.

San Jo, you know! I don’t get down to the South Bay much, but I agree that sauce is pretty amazing.

I’d post a million articles about media hype during the H1N1 outbreak, but you won’t read them because you’re just here to post disingenuous arguments.

“Thanks for supporting us through Joe Barely Cares and Antawn Jamison and being a punching bag for Kobe & Shaq! Now that we’ve gotten good, we’re going over to the nicer side... where are we supposed to even find raw water in Oakland, anyway?”

cuz i mean, i don’t know. lol. my mom just said he got it from friends at school but how would that then become a family nickname is beyond me. 

You were ahead of your time!

Heads up. They have a “fall-color” mix out now. Spotted mixed in with the shitty Halloween candy. This doesn’t help you now, but keep it in mind for when you are craving these mid-September. 

Creme eggs are garbage, but Mini Eggs are awesome.

This is the greatest thing I have ever seen. I AM making a difference in this world!

Great.  No where am I supposed to keep them?

Man we have GOT to get our teenager over the complicated bedtimes, the flashlights, the bedtime stories, the carrying of said teen around the house on my shoulders, etc.... (just kidding). Our kids being little seems so long ago now. 

I cried when they said they were discontinuing the bratwurst. The hot dog is good, but it doesn’t have the peppery goodness and snap of the bratwurst.

Lime flavored candies of all kinds, pixie sticks and sour balls particularly.