Uhhhh

Agreed. My dad picked up some TJ sushi recently, and it was significantly worse than Safeway sushi, which is nothing outstanding.

Yeah, that’s really rich coming from Trump.  He’s like the most two-faced person there is.  He has no trouble trashing people on twitter or in front of a camera, but is nothing but nice when face to face with them because he can’t handle personal confrontation.  He’s a coward of the highest degree.

Damn, that’s bloody brilliant!

I bought the TJ’s sushi for the first time a month or so ago. I am still trying to understand how anyone can mess up rice so badly.

Too close to home.

That is genius.

How long do people keep sushi, poke, and maki around before eating it? We always eat it day of purchase and I can’t imagine doing anything else.

Or...stay with me here...a spoon made out of ice cream!

Birdman said it, take it up with him!!!

I had not been aware of the gravy story and I’m glad you brought it to my attention. 

Good call on getting double use of this story - does the Takeout not know they’re stepping on Jezebel’s pissing contest toes?

You have a dingle berry riding your ass, please dismiss. 

Love it.

“I want to drink four or five beers over the course of the day.”

Are your days 90 minutes long? 

Here for this,

Great minds, you both beat me to it.

So, drink another Budweiser between Budweisers?  Got it.

Is this you?

I never even got out of the grays!