Fixed! 

They should post another one that says: “I am a former social media account manager.”

My partner and I both worked at public universities when we met. I think we intentionally held off on looking up one another’s salaries at first, but it was damn tempting. We did not wait long to share financials though because we both came from low-income families and find financial stability sexy. 

Me reading this comment: No way those two bowl games he mentioned are legit.

My personal favorite, from back when all this naming-rights foolishness started, was the Poulan Weed-Eater Independence Bowl

Not so friend. Classic case of projection on my part, just felt too self-deprecating to leave it as

I saw the Steve Miller Band just a few years ago and could not believe his voice still sounds fantastic.

I saw Fleetwood Mac a couple years ago, and Lindsey Buckingham and Mick Fleetwood can still rock their balls off.

I saw him this year and during “Rock and Roll Never Forgets” he sang “Well now sweet sixteens turned” and then shouted SEVENTY FOUR!!!!!! and bent over all exasperated and it was hilarious

“Underperforming or whether or deciding, all those words I’ve never used in my life”

I am going to forget what you said about Springsteen and be diplomatic. Can we both agree that David Bowie should not be #1 on this list?

I love some of The Boss’s stuff, but “Born To Run” is a garbage song for garbage people.  Way way overrated.

As a Michigander I’m so ashamed I forgot Seger. He’s top 20.

It’s a sacrifice I make each trip. ‘Tis true!

Thank you for your reply. I understand and respect your opinion.

Yes, a lot of this is on the principal. THEY are the ones who call the shots with SROs, not the handlers at the Sheriff’s Office. I had to share office space with an SRO for 1 miserable year, and I am 100% not surprised about this. SROs are absolutely at the bottom of the barrel. They are washouts who couldn’t make it…

Reboot the movie The Fly but this time a man’s DNA is fused with a 10-patty burger.

He will henceforth be known as whatakid

I saw the Dinwiddie Tokens open for Iron & Wine at The Living Room in 2007.

That’s fair. I guess the Sac jokes have just become a bit cliche at this point that I rarely find them original or funny.

BTW if you haven’t checked out Nix yet, do it the next time you’re in town. You will not be disappointed