OMG!  Those little packs of dark chocolate peanut butter cups are my downfall and will no doubt pay for my dentist’s new yacht!

And if you get the dark chocolate peanut butter cups, then you MUST get a six-pack of Atwater Vanilla Java Porter to go with it...

Or if they don’t have them, a Ritter Sport bar is also acceptable.

I even have a special spoon for my Ben & Jerry’s forays. It’s an inch longer than our regular ones, and is reinforced to really dig into the target as soon as that lid comes off. 

Four servings per container my ass!

I didn't even know putting it back was an option.

Couldn’t agree more. I think you hit on why I liked him (and Vince for that matter) so much-he scored with such ease and made it look pretty (mostly; there was a ton of iso in his game but that was a sign of the times I’d say).

Thanks for a great article David. I don’t read about or even care about baseball since they stole my Expos, don’t watch, don’t know anything really, but this was a great exposition, if you’ll allow me the expression, of the commodification of a sport, of the inevitable result of skyrocketing revenue and property…

For that period of time, in-his-prime T Mac was one of my favorite players to watch.... second only to his cousin Vince. 

“Thanks to mom and dad and my tarantula and god bless the Hong Kong freedom figh-”

You know who just wanted to have some speed and have fun? Adolph Hitler, that’s who.

Love this tweet, because it’s soooo true...

an Ernest Hemingway who has still killed himself but managed to keep writing.

1) We are going to keep doing it for as long as we’re permitted to do so and 2) I’ll go ahead and assess that ticket stub for you: it’s worth like five thousand dollars to me.

I bet she occasionally farts too. Excuse me, I mean poots.

Not very lady-like!

Hey, does this mean we’re nemesises now?  I’ve always wanted a nemesis -- can I be the villian first?

Oh, I know it. I practically wore out my NFL Films “Greatest Handshakes” VHS tape.

You’re forgetting the Belichick vs. Caughlin during the superbowl. And wasn’t there a Belichick vs. MsDaniels in Denver, too? That oughta keep you busy with NFL goodness for a while.

Great call. I live for the post game Sean Payton vs Dirk Koetter chest slapping match.