Totally get Carlos Baerga

You’re 100% right on each of those E=MC Hammered. Consider each “don’t” seconded. And I’m sorry for your loss, as well. I’ve always said it’s the world’s shittiest fraternity; I’ve met other surviving parents and there’s always just this horrible, instant, unspoken bond. We know.

*fistbump*

Aww hell. Now I’m welling up at work. It’s been 13.5 years since my newborn son passed away, and I wish this book, and this article existed when Aaron died. Our family and friends were great, but there were times when my wife and I were alone with our thoughts and it got really, really dark. And this was while we were…

The Union is preparing a statement condemning me

This rivals ee cummings.

That’s how I felt when I discovered goat butter. But the time before that was when I first tried Kerrygold *chef’s kiss*

You’re exactly right. My kids are 18 and 20, and we never used any of these kinds of things. We only told them to keep us up to date on where they were going.

When you put these tracking apps on their phones, you just teach them to be better liars or to leave their phone and go where they want, which is much less safe…

Damnit, I knew Jeff Bridges was a lie!

SMARCH IS THE ONLY 9TH MONTH WE RECOGNIZE IN THIS HOUSE DAMMIT

The only real unwritten rule is hypocrisy.

Kinja is strong with you.  

e-cycling is not made-up!

“WHEN WILL IT END”

Nice. Amen, to both. I went to UO thinking I’d enjoy Oregon’s outdoor paradise but, sadly, not so much; That program was fucking hard as hell.

He did apologize for calling the dummy a streaker.

Fucking September truthers on this site, I swear to fucking god

As a Gen X’er, I can assure you that ‘1982's Tron’ is real.

Doing the Lord's work. +1

Ahem. That’s Barry L Bonds