No one ever thinks about poor Yao Ming.

“I’m saying Daryl Morey had an obligation/to think about the Huston Rockets organization/ and about the National Basketball Association.”
Why does Stephen Smith sound like a guy trying to sling his mixtape at a gas station at 4 am?

Maybe you should have also tried wearing pants

I’ve spent much of the past few years pondering the state of world affairs with an element of gloom and then I read about a place like this magical wonderland and I feel like wow, we really live in a glorious future.

I don’t think anyone could do that scene better than Michael Keaton. 

Perfect

This is the greatest utility gif of all.

AND a copy of SI on his lap, i wonder how the mag is doin?

Yeah...insert Cardinals fan caveat blah blah...shut the fuck up Carlos you haven’t earned shit.

+SI

Perfect, just perfect 

+121

The only correct response.

Anyone who looks at this list of candy and doesn’t vote M&M’s off the island is not qualified to run a food blog... I hold Kate in high regard but this one hurts. Milky Way goes but M&M’s stay??? The nerve! THE. NERVE.

They were delicious, and I really, really hope they become available here very soon.

And the dark chocolate Milky Way in mini is the best of the sizes. It has the best ratio of chocolate/nougat/caramel.

That’s not fair though. Dark chocolate anything is good

You mean the Milky Way Midnight? I agree, it’s wholesome and true, a shining light among the rest of the candy community. The candy we need, not necessarily the one we deserve, a true dark night. 

But since you have no friends you're SOL.

I believe in you.  All it takes is a 2 week nose candy bender in Vegas and a couple lucky hits and you’re there buddy.  Don’t lose hope!