“so, my email address is hashtag I don’t care, okay.

1st: lamppost

Ooh, look at the big shot over here who had arms and legs! La-dee-friggin’-da! We held the bat in our teeth and rolled around the bases!

When he gets to 2048, all the base-2 advocates can celebrate.

I will hold my breath until I get confirmation and release dates from both Dre and 3000 cause them dudes love to tease fans. 

I feel seen by 100% of this post.

I had one friend who had a baby and tried using cloth diapers, since disposable diapers are a horrifying blight upon the global ecosystem. He and his wife lasted roughly four days before going directly to Pampers.

Not in an attempt to rain on your parade, but honestly, I just kinda wish Luck, RG III, Cam Newton and Kaepernick had been born six or seven years later. Imagine what kind of Tecmo Bowl football we’d be seeing if those four players had graduated into an NFL coaching system that decided to adapt to their skill set,…

hurt, suspended, or in Cleveland

I’m fat as a house bc I cannot stop eating pan dulce and conchas every single day. Not to mention the amount of bahn mi I can put away. Can’t stop, do not want to stop.

I definitely don’t miss the traffic or the fact that I am able to own a home for a reasonable price, but the weather out there can’t be beat. When Jessup was San Jose Christian College, it was tucked away off of 12th street on the north side of 280. The school was out growing the campus and it tried to move to Morgan…

Counterpoint: that was humor.

This headline is demonstrably false.

I played basketball at San Jose Christian College (now William Jessup University, in Rocklin) in downtown San Jose and we played Menlo a few times over the years.  I loved living in the Bay Area and really miss it these days.

It was a joke. 

This is perfect summary of everything #OrangeFoolius has ever said. His fanbase DGAF about “facts”. He lets their inner nasty come out & gives their darkest hate some fertile ground to grow.

I’m still out here looking for "Go"so I can pass it

Who knew that Monopoly has created generations of white collar criminals?

But, and this is important, only if you’re wearing a top hat and tails.

As far as I'm concerned you're all that matters