Not a lot of outsiders. I live in a big city and my neighborhood doesn’t have a very good reputation, so people who travel to trick or treat go elsewhere. It’s not like people have to keep giving it away to everyone, so I assume if cost is an issue they just stop when they run out, but it’s a fun night with a lot of…

I’ll give out candy to anyone who comes to my door in a costume regardless of age, but if you’re not running around with other ne’er-do-wells smashing pumpkins and getting up to other light delinquency by the time you’re 14 or so, what are you even doing with your life?

How does this dude determine where to stop shaving?

Jesus, how old is Freddie Prinze Jr.?

Last year during the early days of the pandemic I went to get cabbage to make corned beef and cabbage for St. Patrick’s day and they were completely out of green cabbage so I had to have corned beef and purple cabbage like some kind of fucking degenerate. It can’t possibly get any worse than that.

“Admits” is a strange choice for the headline. Makes it seem like she is coming clean after doing something wrong.

BRB...updating my LinkedIn profile to link to this article...

How often do you clean your fridge?

Yeah, it’s “beer” pretty much in name only. 

Cream turkey was the most divisive, with kids seemingly loving it or hating it. It was among my favorites. Others I remember being particularly good were spaghetti (baked into a deep sheet pan with a healthy amount of melted “cheese” on top) and hamburgers and tater tots.

Anything Whitehead puts out is a must read until proven otherwise. I’m really looking forward to this one.

You need more than two minutes of cardio a day though...

That makes sense.

If you live in an area prone to forest fires, keep firefighting tools nearby

Same where I’m at. It’s supposed to be 87 degrees today. I tried to get my daughter a new swimming suit this weekend and it’s almost impossible to find any in stores.

What? Fall is, by a considerable margin, the best season. This is a fact and I can prove it on a home computer.

He also had the best song off the B-Ball’s Best Kept Secrets album that came our in the mid-90s with a Warren G-produced G-Funk track that outshined most of the rest of the album (I remember the Dana Barros song being pretty good too):

Your mom uses soft apples in her pies...

1. American drivers

I realize that half the point of lists like this is to get people to talk about it and generate attention/controversy, but there are some truly bizarre choices here. A lot of songs that were popular, but clearly didn’t “move the culture any further” which is part of the given rationale.