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This is Big Daddy Kane and Billy Baldwin erasure.

This is the kind of hard-hitting investigative journalism I come to The Takeout comments for. Thanks!

That’s what it looks like to me too. Maybe their take on a fried chicken poutine if there are fries or tater tots under that gravy...?

What even is that? I went to the website to check out the other photos and menu, and everything else I can at least identify. I honestly have no idea what dish that is...

I think people just overthink stuff like this and make it weird when it doesn’t need to be. Unless money is really tight, tipping a few extra bucks won’t make much of a difference to you but will be appreciated by the waiter. If you sit with friends for an hour and are waited on, presumably your coffee or soda is

BBQ snobs and it’s not close.

Thanks for proving my point...

My oldest daughter was colicky almost until her first birthday. It is miserable and exhausting and I wouldn’t wish it on anyone.

This is all well and good, but the problem is that the kind of people who criticize “wokeness” and talk about “the woke mob,” etc. don’t actually even know what they mean. Same with Critical Race Theory. Most people complaining about Critical Race Theory being taught in schools couldn’t actually define Critical Race

10 businesses within a mile? Have you ever been to a city?

I don’t mean to be overly critical, but the passive language in the headline is bullshit. The lede is much better. “...car drives into a crowd of people” vs. “...man drove his car into a group of people” is a big difference.

I work in public relations as public information officer for a large agency in one of the biggest cities in the country. That reads like a humblebrag, and I don’t know, maybe it is, but the point is that there are hundreds of hours of video and audio of me and thousands of quotes in print and online and I can honestly

I’m within a couple hours drive of this and have been kicking around the idea of getting a convertible for weekends and heading over the hill to the coast, etc. I’ve been looking at mostly older, and considerably shittier cars than this, but fuck me if I’m not tempted to at least go check out and drive this thing...

I booked a trip to the Big Island about a month ago. I have a friend with an AirBnb in Kona who gave me a friends and family discount that was too good to pass up, so I sent him money, booked flights, then looked into rental cars. I, a brain genius, had not been following any news about the rental car market (and this

Annually, usually right before we close for a couple weeks around the holidays. I forgot to wash it in 2019 though, and wasn’t there to wash it in 2020, so it’ll have been a few years before it gets its next wash.

I worked in morning radio for years and never drank coffee while waking up daily at 3:00 a.m. Started drinking it regularly shortly after switching careers and have a normal 9:00 - 5:00 schedule.

Shhh...the French executive with no children is telling us everything we do wrong. You should just listen and learn...

Yeah. I’m not gonna ride for Jay Williams or anything, but Durant has lost the benefit of the doubt.

I’ve only had food poisoning once, and all signs pointed to the cream cheese from a local bagel shop.

Had my vasectomy scheduled before we were out of the hospital with our second.  We both wanted two kids, dodged a bullet when second turned out to have briefly had a twin (never developed and was absorbed within a few weeks, so no weird vestigal twin limbs or anything...), so when the doctor asked if we needed a