The reason it is generally not safer to own a gun is many people who own guns are far to casual about it and end up getting drunk and shooting themselves or someone else by accident.

lol...yeah, I’m sure you spend a lot of time in the ER doing victim advocacy work, you misogynistic, moronic, piece of shit. This is you, right: https://lifehacker.com/1846367592

No woman has ever said, “Thank god I didnt have a gun in my hands!” after she was brutally raped.

For instance, if you hated abortion and that’s the biggest thing in your world, and Alabama banned it, you could move there. If you loved abortion and California said it’s ok, you can move there.

If I’m making something that I need a recipe for, I’ll usually review five or six different recipes for the dish and mix and match whatever looks best.

I can’t wait to see late-stage Lebron, where he bulks up even more and becomes the best-passing power forward ever and continues putting up lines like 12/9/8 until he’s 45.

I thought Crazy Rich Asians was only okay as a movie, but my god did it make me want to spend a week in Singapore doing nothing but eating.

lol...your dude is on video murdering the man by kneeling on his neck for almost nine minutes which sparked a months-long, national uprising in every state in the country that dominated the news for most of the summer and late spring, but sure, a Friday press conference is really going to tip the scales for pretrial…

I love canned smoked oysters! Put it on a Triscuit (especially the cracked black pepper ones) with slice of smoked cheddar and you’ve got some seriously gourmet shit.

I’m certainly not here to defend Tesla or Elon Musk, and the factory probably should have remained closed, but 450 positive cases out of 10,000 employees is only slightly higher than Alameda County as a whole, which has had about 82,000 cases in a population of about 1.7 million.

When I was about six or seven, my grandpa got my brother and I Marvelous Marvin Hagler signature boxing gloves and he immediately became my favorite boxer. My (older) brother used to gloves to beat the shit out of me for a few years until I got to where I could give him a run for his money, then all of a sudden he…

lol...this may be the whitest shit I’ve ever read on here:

I agree. But I also routinely eat new things that don’t necessarily sound very good to me. This often ends poorly.

Exactly. Your kid doesn’t want to see you as often as you see him. Keep your $60,000 and rent a nice car the two or three times a year you visit.

It doesn’t look as bad as it sounds, but still...as far as I’m concerned raisins have no business being in anything other than raisins. And I’m generally not a sour cream fan, but I’d give it a try.

I’m convinced the Dakotas and Nebraska are trolling. There is no such thing as a sour cream raisin pie.

One of my best friends from childhood is one. We live on opposites sides of the country now and I haven’t seen him in more than a decade, so it’s not like we’re close friends still, but we’re connected on social media. I usually don’t engage with people’s ridiculous political stuff on social media, but after he posted…

But Black Star came out in ‘98, so Mos is still eligible...

I listen to AHD more than everything else combined.

I think this is the best thing to happen to hip-hop in a decade and still listen to it at least twice a month, but it’s definitely a “New York freestyle.” It wasn’t off the top, but that doesn’t take anything away from it.