its the clapping on 1 & 3 that really pissed me off. more than the nudity.

I could see why you’d think that :)

You are awful and I love you so hard.

Pete Campbell likes scotch. His office liquor is J&B and he orders a Dewar’s on the rocks a couple times.

Nice catch. Don’t know why I thought it was a floater. Monday morning... Its got a fixed Tune-o-matic bridge and I dislike it greatly.

Nice catch. Don’t know why I thought it was a floater. Monday morning... Its got a fixed Tune-o-matic bridge and I…

Now I’m paranoid about Roger Daltrey. They had to cancel their tour because he came down with bacterial meningitis and I haven’t heard any updates in awhile. If he dies too, after David Bowie, I’m going to lose it.

I was wondering something similar, while watching a bunch of war documentaries. “Quick victory” came up in the narration a few times. I thought, why not call it a “quicktory”. : )

WHY THE FUCK ARE THESE NOT CALLED QUICKLES???

Better not be. Prostetnic Vogon Trump will bomb the hell out of them for that. Or worse, read poetry at them.

My public service is DONE!

gonna be SUPER awk when the counter-documentary wins best doc

And with one comment, you’ve lost all culinary street cred. pinche pendejo

“former Hitler Youth Pope Benedict”

So what? People make mistakes and can learn from them. Maybe some of the most ardent anti-baby killing protesters realized they made a horrible mistake and are trying to prevent others from doing the same.

Counting Crows with about 30 people in a bar in 1994 was actually pretty cool.

(Edit) Deleted post - decided against getting in the middle of this.

No, you clear room in the basket for a blob. Damn amateur fry eaters.

Fries with a fork, this fancy son of a bitch. But with hand delivery you can control the ketchup entry into your mouth and avoid the need for napkinng(?)! I like how many fries I ate with my hands, so you can sass someone else, buster.

Can’t get past the fact that Crampons sound like croissant tampons.

Cheez-Its or Goldfish (cheddar), who you got?