The Benny Hill theme song. It goes “Dee dee dudududud dododododo dee. Dududu dee dee dudududu do do du dee dee dee dee du du du du dee dee dee dee dee dee dededed, du doodooduud ee dododododoododooo dedldoodoodehdodeeeedo.”

That was not very helpful.

"'It's OK, I promised her husband, before he killed himself, she'd never be alone. She hates to be alone.' She shook her head, 'All that crazy's just up there all the time.'"

IUDs (copper IUDs in particular) *likely* cause the (choose one: death/destruction) of embryos after fertilization (the beginning of life) but before implantation (the beginning of pregnancy). Although this is not the primary mechanism by which IUDs operate, it is very probably a secondary mechanism.

They've been forcing them to hand out fake Mexican food, this is just the logical next step.

You mean a 90. So...you know...landscape view.

This will be perfect when the women from my Bible study come over for bridge next Wednesday. Got any watercress recipes, Doris?

Okay, it's fine that she was upset or whatever but: "It could have been crack. It could have been cocaine in that little baggie," is not really a reasonable thing to say. It could have been crack or cocaine or heroin or arsenic or a defused hand grenade, but it wasn't. It was marijuana. Her fries could have been…

I wonder why is she so consumed about what "could" have happened. She got some mary jane in her fries and the offender got fired over the transgression. I think the situation is well in hand at this point; she doesn't need to worry if the drugs could have been radioactive spiders that got into her kids' food and now…

There are still a lot more dudes like that lurking around than you'd think, and they're not all 30+ either.

I've microwaved bacon before and although they don't immediately come out crispy (bendy, but not raw), after a bit of cool down they solidify to crispy brittle strips.

I was eating salsa alongside my baby food, it should just be an integral part of people's diets.

I'm old so I'm voting with my colon - salsa has never tried to kill me. Fuck you 12/24/2013 buffalo chicken dip.

THANK YOU. Counting to 28 or whatever won't work for 98% of women. But NFP/FAM works just as well for lots of women. Certainly not for everyone, for a variety of reasons, but the pill is ALSO not for everyone.

Did he need some time on his own? Did he need some time...all alone?

Normally I would respond to you, but since you apparently think that 10 Miles Per Gallon over the speed limit (which, what the fuck?) is the same thing as 10 Miles Per Hour faster than traffic I don't feel that your comment about my argument being weak really warrants a response.