I mean, what’re they gonna do if you go, “I’d like a Burrito Supreme, hold the beef, add rice and guac”? Tell you to leave??

Best one yet! Nice work.

She actually never did have an abortion.

Mindkoo headphones code doesn’t seem to be working.

Mindkoo headphones code doesn’t seem to be working.

MCDONALD’S HOT MUSTARD!!! Can’t get it here anymore, so I’d buy it by the fucking pallet. Also, the salsa from my local taqueria, but I already buy that by the tupperware.

Except the shopping experience in Illinois SUCKS so far. Getting herded through cattle lines, having to pick from an ever-rotating menu without even getting to see the product, having items yanked from the menu between the time you place your order and the time you get to the counter to pick up, outrageous taxes, etc.

I…

Pork ragu Sunday —> pork risotto Tuesday is a real solid and real easy one two punch of this kind. The ragu is a bit time consuming, but that’s what Sunday’s for, right?

This is an excellent joke and deserves far more stars than it has. Good work, soldier.

A true Happy Joe’s taco pizza is about how you describe, though I think they just use salsa instead of marinara. It’s been a while since I had one. But it def uses taco seasoned beef and “taco cheese” rather than mozzarella. Iceberg is standard issue, just like on all midwest tacos. It’s better than the hot mess the…

Fuck that. Make your own. Simmer some sliced up chilis of your choice in some honey for a bit. Strain, put on everything . . . profit?

Fuck that. Make your own. Simmer some sliced up chilis of your choice in some honey for a bit. Strain, put on…

Been down with the DT since, like, ‘96 my man! Let’s do the dance of eternity up in here!!

Star for loving your username!

Good question. Separate things. Jesus was born without human seed to Mary, who was a virgin, but who was also conceived under miraculous circumstances, just less so. Her parents, Saints Joachim and Anne, were old and infertile, but very devout, and had prayed for children their whole lives. In their old age, they were…

“Immaculate Conception” doesn’t refer to Jesus’ (or anyone’s) birth without a father. It refers to his mother Mary’s birth from two parents, but preserved from sin. Sheesh, y’all, it’s right in wikipedia.

That’s a real nice offer, but I think I could just go vegetarian instead if it came to that. Impossible burgers aren’t that bad.

I just about jumped out of my socks when I realized it was her! Also, “My Year of Rest and Relaxation” is an amazing book.

I think my fundamentalist parents who only let me watch G rated movies somehow let Return to Oz through on the original’s cache, and it being on the Disney Channel. BIG MISTAKE. That movie fucked me up but good.

You are exactly right, HBO always shoehorns a salacious sex scene into pilots and it’s annoying as heck.

Came here to say this. Would def not get you high.

Does this only work from Catalina? I’m back a few since my machine won’t keep up anymore and it doesn’t seem to be working for me. Don’t really know how to parse the message it gave me as to why it wasn’t working.