I mean, what’re they gonna do if you go, “I’d like a Burrito Supreme, hold the beef, add rice and guac”? Tell you to leave??

She actually never did have an abortion.

Mindkoo headphones code doesn’t seem to be working.

Mindkoo headphones code doesn’t seem to be working.

MCDONALD’S HOT MUSTARD!!! Can’t get it here anymore, so I’d buy it by the fucking pallet. Also, the salsa from my local taqueria, but I already buy that by the tupperware.

Except the shopping experience in Illinois SUCKS so far. Getting herded through cattle lines, having to pick from an ever-rotating menu without even getting to see the product, having items yanked from the menu between the time you place your order and the time you get to the counter to pick up, outrageous taxes, etc.

I…

Pork ragu Sunday —> pork risotto Tuesday is a real solid and real easy one two punch of this kind. The ragu is a bit time consuming, but that’s what Sunday’s for, right?

This is an excellent joke and deserves far more stars than it has. Good work, soldier.

A true Happy Joe’s taco pizza is about how you describe, though I think they just use salsa instead of marinara. It’s been a while since I had one. But it def uses taco seasoned beef and “taco cheese” rather than mozzarella. Iceberg is standard issue, just like on all midwest tacos. It’s better than the hot mess the…

Fuck that. Make your own. Simmer some sliced up chilis of your choice in some honey for a bit. Strain, put on everything . . . profit?

Fuck that. Make your own. Simmer some sliced up chilis of your choice in some honey for a bit. Strain, put on…

Been down with the DT since, like, ‘96 my man! Let’s do the dance of eternity up in here!!

Star for loving your username!

That’s a real nice offer, but I think I could just go vegetarian instead if it came to that. Impossible burgers aren’t that bad.

I just about jumped out of my socks when I realized it was her! Also, “My Year of Rest and Relaxation” is an amazing book.

You are exactly right, HBO always shoehorns a salacious sex scene into pilots and it’s annoying as heck.

Came here to say this. Would def not get you high.

Does this only work from Catalina? I’m back a few since my machine won’t keep up anymore and it doesn’t seem to be working for me. Don’t really know how to parse the message it gave me as to why it wasn’t working.

Hey, now that the final’s over, does anybody else get pissed off by the MAJOR spoilers they put into the opening sequence of every damn episode? I’ve taken to skipping it entirely, but it’s just so obnoxious. Why do they do it?

This is a blatant cash grab to prey on LGBT people and allies. We all see that, right? Like when Burger King did the gay whopper? Corporations give zero fucks about anything but your money. The sticker shock on this one is just outrageous, tho. They straight up hate y’all.

I was going to complain that my sous vide dingus is occupied with the turkey on Thxgiving, but then I realized this is my chance to splurge on one of the new pro-grade Anovas! One for the turkey, one for the sides. Noice.

Does this mean prices are going to start dropping again? Cause shit’s out of control right now. They’re going around charging $4 for 8 cans like they’re gold dust in that water or something.