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Whenever one spends 32k on anything other than a house, one’s first question should be “could this possibly get me laid?” And in this case the answer is no.

Idk, but congrats on getting offended first :P

I will say this for the A’s - they don’t draw as many fans as they should, but the fans who do show up are great. I was at the Coliseum (which is an endearing and kind of homey old concrete shitpile that feels like it just got done hosting a livestock exhibition) last month and the ~20,000 people who were there were

Came for this. Leaving before the exit gets obscured by a Somebody Else’s Problem field.

beat me to it

Orange juice, whether straight or mixed with booze. It burns.

Ahh, forgot about that one. In the Top 5 list, that one is #17.

That is so weird. I’m a huge Pink Floyd fan — not a country fan, at all, really — so, obviously, I had never heard this cover, but two weeks ago, the neighbors behind us were getting a new roof. I’m in the backyard mowing and edging, and as I am putting away gear, I hear this playing on the radio the roofers have

My first thought was it’s a grand too expensive, but perfect for an LS swap. Too bad it’s a couple years too old for Radwood, too. Too.

I’m a Firdbird man, myself.

Japanese hand-ball contact is usually obscured by pixelation anyway.

My filming story - I used to work in the CAA building when they filmed Entourage there. I was a a junior employee that had to go get coffee for people on the first floor. So I get about 12 cups in carriers and head back to the elevator. It comes and as I am about to go in, this woman blocks me (causing coffee to spill

You weren’t wearing pants and the neighbor said “your dog is loose”?

The Hut Fumble

He’s the first boxer I’ve ever seen that I wished that he wore suspenders. 

I thought your girlfriend in high school was Canadian.

There must be a huge license plate in those woods.

Sounds kinky...

Im an Arsenal fan. I tried joining upa couple of years ago with my local Arsenal chapter watching games. Couldn’t stand them either.