I can’t speak specifically, but I think most of these providers allow you to subscribe to their app even if you don’t own the equipment. Obviously your rower (bike, etc.) won’t be connected or display stats on-screen, and you won’t get any leaderboard participation. You’ll also have to learn to calibrate the gears on…

And the name is a Terry Pratchett discworld reference. I found it about 15 episodes ago and binged it.

Try this.

Whenever I went to a store that had a stuffed animal display, I would silently say “food, food, food, water, water, water” so I knew they were all taken care of. I was a silent stuffed zoo keeper. 

A respiratory illness can be passed through smear, but last I read they weren’t sure about this one

Hey there! I’m def not getting paid, just sharing the good word: Use Outline.com to get around paywalls. Copy link, paste, read to your hearts content!

Tim Vine joke - ‘Played a gig in Pompeii. Hard crowd.....’

In 2001 I was 11 years old. And all I wanted was a Gamecube.

I decided to download it illegally. If he can illegally drive across the country and put people’s lives in danger, I can certainly download his movie without him complaining about it. 

“Oh, you want me to cook dinner? You know what I want? I want our fucking job back, Chuck!”

First my thought. Coulter is a witch. I’m thinking this because the only people that we have seen that can survive more than a dozen feet from their Daemons are the witches.

I love my EufyCam.

I guarantee you this is one of her videos.

They neglected to buy a vehicle with a reliable transmission. 

Especially when it zooms further out to read SAVE ME DAUGHTER, IT IS I, YOUR FATHER, ADRIAN ALEXANDER VEIDT, KNOWN TO THE WORLD AS THE COSTUMED CRIME FIGHTER OZYMANDIAS, TRAPPED HERE THESE LAST SEVERAL YEARS ON EUROPA, THE FROZEN MOON OF JUPITER, WHERE JUST YESTERDAY I WAS REMARKING UPON...

I can now see Jeremy Irons grumbling to himself as he arranges dead Crookshanks/Phillips “Why couldn’t I have had a SON?”

Yeah, that’s definitely a picture of a sunbathing asshole.

Seven? I’ve only got two Grammies, Grammy June and Ethel.

I don’t think the driver of the Subaru ever saw the Italian Job. And I’m damn sure she didn’t see the trailer.

You seem to know how most Fiats work though.