Agent Bork:
Chief! Ya know that guy whose camper they were whackin’ off in?

I was on a rowing team in high school and we rowed within yards of that barge every morning when it was parked in the port of Redwood City. Super creepy.

I was on a rowing team in highschool and rowed past that thing every morning. Crazy to be within a couple yards of it. Once, we were warming up with a run and accidentally tried to run past the guard booth into the yard where it was kept. Guard stepped out with his hand up and said, “Woah there guys. Right church,…

At first I thought that was a photo of Jojo Siwa.

Mystery, Alaska. For the win.

Just to clarify, I'm wondering why it was so hard for me to say that. I don't blame her reaction one bit.

I worked in a college town as a phone representative for a few years. The sales floor at this company was like Real World or whatever the new version of that show is these days (*shakes fist at cloud*). Everyone was young and fucking each other, and the drama was apparently off the charts. I was 23 and still a virgin…

I’ll play.

Guards, Guards is next up in line. I really enjoyed Going Postal when I read it a bunch of years ago.

I just started reading Mort a couple weeks ago (I’m working 50+ hrs a week and can hardly find time to read, so it’s slow going), and wondered if that was where the car’s name came from.

I think it’s worth remembering too that some people don’t just play video games after work; it is their work. Not just to play them, but also to delve into them and try to understand them in broader contexts, including personal ones. This is no different from a professional architect describing a structure, or a mathem…

No one reads the articles.

If I’m watching only one 1970's empty amphitheater rock god concert with an overly-large gong, I’m going with the t-shirts and bare feet of Live in Pompeii. These guys look too cold.

I took a 12-hour overnight bus ride in Peru from Nazca to Urubamba maybe 15 years ago. Some tourists, but mostly a packed bus of Peruvian families traveling. The bus had five tvs playing movies at full volume the whole time. That was the first time I saw Scarface. I’m pretty sure the 6yo across the aisle from me…

I prefer Finnish bluegrass:

My favorite knolling is on James May’s The Reassembler.

One year I was at a Halloween party, pretty drunk, standing in the kitchen and eyeballing this pile of candy in the corner of the counter. Eventually I grabbed this little brown box with fancy writing on it and saw the words “dipped in cognac” and opened it to find four little brown sticks that my mind instantly told…

Three on the tree in the middle of the night.

I’m hoping they hire “Tactics” Tim Sherwood as replacement manager.

I’m pretty well over the song, but his cover of Mad World with Haley Reinhart is pretty good too. Their little dance halfway through is awesome.