Elvez

5/8/19

“Ajax blew a 3-0 lead.”

5/5/19

He started with a paperclip.

5/1/19

Agreed. Anything in the atmosphere will eventually distribute itself through the oceans as well. It’s a strange article. He says “Interestingly, the presence of the surface carbon-14 signature means that the amphipods from the deepest trenches seem to rely mostly on organic matter from the ocean’s surface, like sunk…

4/28/19

Used to work at a theater years ago. Moms would drop the kids off for the bargain matinee and then go shopping, get their hair done or bang the neighbor. You felt like a zoo keeper for two hours. Pure pandemonium.

4/15/19

That’s an expression that wears a MAGA hat and silently mocks Native Americans.

4/11/19

You did it! Your legacy as the first guy to make an obvious joke in bad taste on an article about a 5-year-old being murdered is intact!

4/9/19

Listen gang, I get why third kits exist, but we can’t have Manchester City running around looking like the Phoenix Suns.

4/5/19

“Mummy, you’ve destroyed my life! I shan’t speak to you ever again! Now....give me this week’s sack of money immediately!”

4/5/19

Did anyone else have Nielsen sounding like an old-timey radio announcer in their head?

4/4/19

Looks nice and airy to me. So long as the driver behind him isn’t texting when they come to a stop.

4/3/19

if they can all stop making the same shitty ipa. also maybe try on a different price point for profitability. maybe directly compete with conglomobeer by making beer better and keeping it closer to ideal for longer. if you are local or hyperlocal or selling out of one site only you have a huge advantage. just like…

4/3/19

Your brother’s experience makes sense. Plus, I’d add that #3 tend to be quite vocal and therefor can have an outsized impact on the styles some breweries make. More of us need to knock down the brewery and bottle shop doors demanding brown ales.

3/21/19

Did he also fix the spelling in the manual?

3/21/19

I’m going to play topper here. My neighbor had a 85 Tempo. The seat stopped adjusting forwards and back and they asked my dad to look at it. He got the owner’s manual to see where the fuses were and was met with this cover.

3/19/19