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I agree, 85K miles isn’t a lot for a car of this age, but it is a lot of miles for a car this French!

Have you ever sold cars? I did, and we all know that every dealership has that one FUCKING guy that the managers hand every decent deal to. Every lot has some friend of the owner that gets 10 cars out a week to most everyone else 3-5... the Silver Spoon thats what we call him.

That’s when the 2nd hamster starts running

It should surprise nobody visiting Seattle that the Space Needle is (gasp!) a massive tourist trap with a seriously overrated restaurant at the top of it. It’s a good rule of thumb wherever you go that “tourist attraction” and “tourist trap” may as well be one and the same.

To me, everything hit rock bottom when a thread, I visited, contained words

“ran when parked”

Wow...90's is considered “way back” now.

The first RPG I played was “Ultima II: The Revenge of the Enchantress” on an Apple II clone (Franklin) in 1982, and I had seen nothing like it before so everything about it was memorable and astounding.

I guess talking only 90's then Baldurs Gate (1998) would unquestionably be

FRESH MEAT!!!!

Man, for someone who lives in New York, AOC really had a commitment to her commute. I wonder if she took the train?

You mean you don’t?

a) you called me “junior” first, champ/pal/buddy/mate/slick/chief.

“I want chicken nuggets and a beer”

That interior though...

as others have said, i switch up hot sauces depending on what i’m eating and have several favorites, including tipatio, louisiana, chipotle tobasco (awesome in bloody marys), sriracha. here in chicago there’s a place called heinie’s that has a great hot sauce that’s a brighter-than-pepto pink color (it’s available on

as others have said, i switch up hot sauces depending on what i’m eating and have several favorites, including

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Forgot... Your Adam and the Ants song made me think of another great video from that era: Rock Me Amadeus by Falco. Love that tune.

I once did shots of Ecuadoran 151 rum with a pear and a cigarette for a chaser - moderately unpleasant. We used to shoplift and drink a mix of 170 proof lemon extract and cough syrup; that was gnarly. We used to salvage skunked beer by freeze-jacking it and pouring off the distillate; also gnarly. Me and my buddy

“The speech—of the president’s sniffy “gotta act like a serious leader” sort”

He’s white, he’ll fit in just fine.