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Crack kills.

A couple blocks from the Space Needle there’s an incredible all-night diner called the Five Point, and in the mens bathroom there’s a low spot in the tiled floor where they dump a bucket of ice and that’s the urinal. In the wall in front of the urinal there’s a large square hole with a mirror positioned at an upward

Haha yeah, my first video graphic game (after finishing Zorks 1-3) was Ultima IV. Except the 5.25" floppy disks I received were somehow corrupted in such a way that I couldn’t “quit and save”. I remember multiple Saturdays when I woke up and my whole day’s plan was to watch morning cartoons and then start a new Ultima

Ran when parked.

I quit in 2012 when I realized I wasn’t interested in anything anyone was posting. The final straw was when the brother of a friend from high school posted, “Switched from black tea to green tea! Never felt better, never going back.” And I just couldn’t even anymore.

Those Peralta idiots might be willing to reconsider about now. How appropriate would it be if the Raiders got a sweet new local stadium after a mis-informed protest group said no to the A’s and then realized they screwed themselves.

They should just play in London all year. “Raiders are go-ing to Wembley!!”

That guy standing in front of them is just like the people at sports events:

It’s like butterscotch pudding color.

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“It’s fucking crist-al. Everything else is PISS.”

“It’s fucking crist-al. Everything else is PISS.”

I had such a crush on her.

Holy shit, I can’t believe that’s the same woman from the Motherland cover photo. 

I had this on 45!

No, that’s the best capture.

All I hear is blah, blah, blah....

At least in the Mk4, that flap isn’t a sun visor. It’s to prevent illuminated map lights from interfering with rear-view mirror visibility at night. Works pretty well.

As an A’s fan, all I can say is, “BWAAA-HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

What this show needs is a live studio audience, maybe up on a balcony around the kitchen like on that Bobby Flay show. 

This is awesome. I’m *this close* to checking what the other two are, but I’m pretty lazy, so...