Not to detour this thing, but I just thought about Brunching Shuttlecocks for the first time in, like, years.

Lambo!

YouTube video blocked by UEFA for possible copywrite violation. Welcome to the future.

“I was waiting in the express lane with my twelve items or less
At the checkout counter at the local grocery store
I was only passin’ by but a paper caught my eye
And I learned a few things I never knew before...”

/Not to derail whatever this is, but since you brought up Hummel figures, I’ll mention that my mom’s mom bought me one when I was born, and it’s just about the creepiest damn thing ever:

No way that fourth guy’s face wasn’t photoshopped.

You forgot to mention “The Rye or the Keiser” (to the tune of “Eye of the Tiger”):

I concur.

I think it’s more like when you get a new used car you start seeing that same kind of car all over the place.

Oh I wish I was a little bar o’ soap!

I wanted to change the hyphen at the end, like in that xkcd comic.

Lads, it’s Oakland.

It’s the world’s longest car, I swear,

My grandpa was a scratch golfer into his late 60's. When he got older, he stopped playing but he always had me practicing my swing whenever I was at his house. His favorite practice drill was to have me swing a garden rake to get a certain feel. One time he set me up with the rake, watched a couple swings, and then…

I misread your Quiplash answer as being in response to the question about the hardest things to juggle.

“Pretend you’re good at it,” on the other hand, is more playful. You’re not saying you’re ever going to be good at something—you’re just toying around with what it might be like it you were good at it. What would a person who’s good at it do? How might they behave?

If you haven’t yet, check out Larry Fotine.

How can I watch this online these days? I got to I think episode 5 or 6 and lost track. I have a DirecTV account, I login to FX using my DTV account, and it tells me Legion episodes are not available to view. These people are doing a bang-up job preventing me from enjoying their show. Legion has been scrubbed from…

I used to teach a class at the local university, and one morning I was walking along with a bunch of random students making the trudge up the hill to the center of campus. I’d fallen in in front of a group of three young women. I was wearing jeans that fit me comfortably in all areas other than my ass, in which part…

Can’t. Stop. Watching.