Once in third grade, my father off-handedly mentioned that under the Constitution, we didn’t actually have to stand up and do the Pledge of Allegiance. So me being the third grade dink that I was, the next day I stayed seated for the Pledge at my local private school, and was promptly sent to the pastor and the…

At least the Lions’ social media team is winning.

Actually, at Nintendo, copyright protection and data security *are* handled by one man, and he's my uncle.

This leak (or some other one that also recently happened), also had a ton of cool Pokemon information heavily around various scrapped Pokemon, and this is where I find things really at odds - sites dedicated to preserving Pokemon information, like Serebii and Bulbapedia, and even even ones specifically looking into…

I literally teared up when I heard go straight! Brought me right back to my childhood when my mom got me a Sega Genesis for Christmas, I know that was a major major major sacrifice for her but she still managed it. Thank you mom, thank you for the priceless memories you selflessly sacrificed to provide me with, I can…

I don’t think I’m capable of trusting someone who hates blathers.

I always end up catching ANOTHER loach and it is ALWAYS looking at me with reproach.

This is my first internet.

Every gun is loaded.

Wrong kind of “lock on,” friend.

When I ran a GameStop, it was in a slow (now closed) mall, and I’d try to be an antithetical GameStop by doing things you wouldn’t see anywhere else, and be smarter on how to approach people. I always got questioned by higher ups for doing stuff like this, but I got recognized by the customers and websites. I always…

haaaa yeah I have had like 2 shinies hatch ever and I breed a lot of pokemon

I don’t remember signing a permission slip for that feels trip....

This is the adorable, awesome kind of news I need to get my Monday started off on the right foot.

Writer 3: THERAPY. NOW. Do NOT saddle someone else with that shit.

If they absolutely must adapt this film, I feel like Villanueve is the only director who should be allowed anywhere near the project.

Nice. Maybe one day if you have a kid of your own you can all game together. Co-op games are the best. And my kid knows how much of an MGS guy I am so one day we’ll play a lot of those and co-op on Peace Walker. I’m trying to get him into some fighting games like Street Fighter.

Pretty much what I’ve been doing with my own kid who’s now 7. We started gaming, as early as a year and half actually. I’d let him play with my PS3 controller and also an old jailbroken iPod with a bunch of games like Sonic and Mario. Gave him a Kindle fire with sideloaded emulators and even more classic games. We…

As much as I prefer the original formats, I do buy digital versions of legacy games when I can just for the sake of convenience.