Dunsparce.

That’s not a nice thing to say about Joe Biden.

I think i like that backing track more it has those old sega synth bops

Yeah but is it coming to Switch? I don’t have a “Theatres” console. Besides, those things just wanna sell you the overpriced popcorn DLC.

I was hoping it was going to be Travis Touchdown (the threes clue being No More Heroes III), which sure, he would technically be another sword user, but at least he’s not from FE.

Maybe not, but in 1991 it was the coolest damn thing ever.

zacian has the power of god and anime on his side

Damn, pour one out for a real one

Turn it into an alarm clock!

was wondering if anyone else caught that, lol!

“I left a series of Xbox Series X boxes at my serious ex’s (Sirius) boxing series one time.”

That’s a real sentence now, thanks to microsoft.

Lasagna.

Also from Michigan.

Caught me telling my kid that I was checking on my Pokémon’s jobs because “Daddy needs to get paid. ”

I sent my pokemon to trade school because I ain’t paying for PokeCollege in this economy.

I know, right? It’s crazy. Just the idea that they’d actually come through and make an evolution of Farfetch’d always seemed so... fuck, what’s the word.

Thank you for the review Gita! The last few days, my excitement for Pokemon Sword/Shield has been tempered because of the Dexit controversy and some other critiques that the game is too easy, boring, linear, etc.

The Outer Worlds. It’s nice to stick it to late stage capitalism. Especially after how Deadspin was treated. Its cathartic if nothing else.

Maxipads go on cunts, so this checks out.