which briefly made us wonder if we were being too nitpicky.

My favorite bit is the Onix roar that gets replaced with just, like, a rock in front of an anime backdrop.

“Overwatch”?

This... is actually a great idea...

Fairy type. Not as a hackneyed homophobic joke, but because this dude is a Granbull:

“I’m just here hanging out with myself. Zigzagoon, go!”

I’m mostly a casual car buyer— I’ll get a few booster packs of each new set...

Yeah, I imagine being a conspiracy theorist in the Pokemon Universe would be really boring. All the good ones are taken.

I’ve been very impressed with the response from our media and tech companies! All it took was four straight years of impotently allowing Fascism to fester and grow, a refusal to ever call lies “Lies”, a moronic desire to appear completely impartial to injustice and treat everything on earth as though it has an equally…

Socket: the Sonic clone that couldn’t

This ones easy. Find out where relatives of Gamestop execs are buried and do the dance on their actual graves and send it in. Bonus points if you get a fake headstone with the still living execs names on it in the background.

I’m not gonna start trying for a PS5 this year unless Trump steals the election, in which case there’s nothing to live for so might as well spend $500 on something that can bring me fleeting joy.

I want the rivals in the main games to be more like this.

Paper Mario has some of the greatest localizations ever. I will now refer to a brain fart as Thinky Thinky Panic.

Every time Nintendo schedules any manner of new title announcement, somewhere in the world there is a man in a Captain Falcon shirt huddled up in the corner with his knees pulled to his chest muttering “this one’s the one... this one’s the one...”

Grief hits you in the weirdest ways. I lost my father to COVID in early April. (He was already in ill health, and was recovering from an operation in the hospital when he caught it, and passed away a week later.) When I was growing up, the SNES was the first system we got, and I have very fond memories of playing DKC…

It could be worse, it turns out mine didn’t have any interest in our “stupid marriage” she was a big fan of video games though.

Yeah... That sucks. I’ll probably get Paper Mario first, Ghost is much more likely to go on sale shortly after release.

Cards Against Humanity co-founder quits after ______ over _______