Fun movie drinking story: I was unemployed and had a really bad interview that morning, so I figured I’d grab a cheap bottle of wine and go see what was playing at the local theater. All they had at that hour was Minions, so I gamely decided to see it. So the parents in the theater got to witness a man in a suit, on a…

Haha, right? I figured none of the main characters would make it out alive, but as soon as the robot was the first main character causality you knew they were all screwed for sure.

Even the Christmas special has some subtle bits that are easy to miss. For instance, when Linus recites (in his “What is the meaning of Christmas” speech) a passage from Luke, he, as is his wont, is holding on to his security blanket. When he gets to the phrase “fear not”, he drops his blanket.

more like failord

This is the Berenstain timeline.

What... what the hell? Leonard Cohen is dead, Trump is in the White House, and now Splash is actually USEFUL?

Have you ever been to a Gamestop midnight release? They should have people selling this at the door.

I, too have had it with these bad Sombras and nasty Winstons

I always trust my local dogfighter when he says his dogs are all looked after in luxury hotels.

I could easily see Jibanyan just laying on the counter next to the heat lamps and grabbing everyone’s food as it came out.

Inside - a fun game about going to the beach with your friends.

Yes, an opinion can be wrong. For example, look at any anti-vaxxer or climate change denier. It’s their opinion, and they’re wrong.

You gotta be shitting me, 21 people think the 125 minute abridged movie version of Akira is considered better than Otomo’s original 2000 page magnum opus? What are those 21 people smoking?!?

Looks like that guy behind him is masturbating furiously...

Challenge accepted.

All of these hero shorts are so, so well done, but this one made me feel. I mean, I'll never play as Bastion for so much as a single second because fuck his skill-less existence. But feels, for sure.

Part of the appeal for some children could be that Ash isn’t the best, and the show is probably trying to teach lessons about being a sore loser. Okay, fine. Part of the point of having Ash constantly lose is that it’s easy for kids to plug into the show whenever. This is Ash, a good kid, and he always loses.