“Can I get a ride? lol”

Articuno is real, OK? This is a good bird, the best bird. I’ve seen many, many birds and I’ve created thousands of nests. If I was elected to head of Pokémon GO I’d work on legendaries, because legendaries are low, it’s incredible. And I would create more creatures in the inner cities, which is what I really do best,…

Apparently the game freak is insulted we compare an innocent pokemon with donald trump and choose to create the official one.

I like the Lyanna Mormont nod *thumbs up*

That’s nice. Also good luck with the homebuying and the wedding. ;)

Seeing that Woman stick out like a sore thumb, makes me want to see someone make a Pokemon Go Variant of Find Waldo, where you look for Waldo amidst a sea of Pokemon Go Players.

how can you say no to pyrex tho? ovensafe, dishwasher safe, microwave safe, etc.

how can you say no to pyrex tho? ovensafe, dishwasher safe, microwave safe, etc.

My problem is when I ask her out or tell her how I feel, she only ever talks about the past and present feelings, never about the future (which no one knows), which inevitably makes me have the what if’s.

I just go into the tall grass and walk back and forth til I get what I want.

What is needed to stop a bad guy, is a good guy with Pokemon Go.

Considering that people are discovering dead bodies and saving children because of it, I say we have all cops install it on their phones and play it 24/7. we should have crime down to zero by the weekend.

HAIL TEAM INSTINCT

I thought it was an easy choice - Zapdos is Lightning/Flying, a great combo considering the Lightning is weak to Rock, but Flying is immune to Rock. And Flying is weak to Lighting, but he’s also Lightning. Weaknesses negated.

#TeamAsshole

*high fives for reveling in general assholery*

When he shows up to his first event, someone needs to have a hand-made IRS card to tap mid-match.

I got it once as Lucio. I think it was due to pushing a couple characters with full health off the edge, plus another couple players getting killed that I had done some damage to earlier.

DAT Plastic Ass though......