He’s already looking for a blame-free out on an anonymous blog site; can’t imagine a divorce settlement would be any better.

Yeah. Fuck him. I have no sympathy for people like him. 

Right— that’s it exactly. Divorces are messy and she’s going to walk away hurt regardless of whether she knows her husband was a piece of shit cheater or not; the difference between the scenarios is where her blame lies.

They were given as a gift by a coworker who went out of town for New Years. I think they may have been cursed. 

My friend works for the consulate general of Japan and was gifted a package of “good luck mochi” to ring in the new year. He warned us and people die yearly from it— great! I can definitely see why too, I nearly choked on it and I even made sure to chew it so that wouldn’t be a problem. Can’t imagine if I were way…

Yeah, I really don’t care for the idea him initiating a divorce and not telling his wife what’s up. She’s definitely going to be hurt in the divorce process regardless; that’s unavoidable. She should be able to go about it knowing her husband cheated on her though so at least she’s not feeling the guilt/blame for it. 

I love watching all the tiny homes and thinking about how cute and quaint it would be to live in one... until I remember that I’m a hoarder and needed a 3rd bedroom for my games/collectibles.

With everyone at Kotaku putting Gris on their Top 2018 Games, I had to get for myself. I can see why now. It’s been a long time since my wife was so engaged in what I was playing. 

If I had a dollar for every time I had to do a double-take after hearing the job and budget limitations, I’d probably be able to afford a $500k home.

Welp, looks like it’s time to play God of War again. 

Sounds like it’s pure RNG as to which challenger will be a breeze and which one will sadistically murder you. 

I don’t mind a fair challenge or anything, and I was able to unlock everyone in a weekend— but I also dumped a lot of time and energy into it, and I’m somewhat decent at Smash (not great, but okay enough).

Don’t get me started on Robin. “ARC FIRE” spammed me to hell

For a while there I was like, “Man, I know I’m a little rusty and all, but this is ridiculous— do I just suck now?”

That was Dr. Mario for me.

I was determined to have everything unlocked so I could play it with friends this weekend, so I just played nonstop while my wife worked on her grad paper. It was a super convenient time for her to be deeply occupied.

That happened a lot too-- I’d be trying out a new character and then do a challenger fight, only to lose quickly. 

I’ve never seen AI edgeguard like I experienced either. Straight up followed me off the stage to finish the job.

I don’t know what the algorithm is that determines which characters end up being straight up Pro Smash tier, but Wii Fit Trainer was probably one of the easiest to beat for me. Cecilia mentioned Jigglypuff giving her trouble, and that fight was a cakewalk for me.

I spent the majority of last weekend trying to get everyone. I eventually did it, but I’ve never met a roster of characters so hellbent on not being unlocked.