Yeah, no one’s gonna complain about anyone one-tricking a healer though. I pretty much exclusively play Lucio and no one bitches because no one else wants to heal.

I could stand to lose like... at least 15 pounds

Most of the time I just choose not to eat breakfast. That’s probably just as bad for me as eating garbage, but whatever

In Overwatch, two teams of six compete to see who’s best at avoiding the payload and yelling at each other.

It’s kinda why I wish there was a rework of breakfast food. I hate eggs; I hate the taste and the smell makes me queasy, which heavily limits my breakfast options to typical kids-targeted meals or high fat/high sodium meats. So, I’m usually stuck with toast or some kind of potato.

I’m sure there’s at least one or two brands that don’t have sugar in them, but they probably cost more because they’re... lacking an ingredient.

“Sure, it gave me diabetes, but my poops have never been better!”

Oh no, absolutely fucking not. I don’t eat cereal because it’s health, I eat it because it’s cheap and I’m poor.

Doesn’t blasting it with a metric ton of sugar cancel out the entire point of eating shredded wheat cereals?

How do you even do this? I can play for, at max, a good hour or so before I have to get up and take a break. Even if I stream for extended periods of time, I’m still getting up to pee whenever I need to.

Oh good. Lately I’ve been having a 30s mid-life crisis where I’ve been questioning why I chose to buy a house in my hometown when I hate both of those things.

So, as a 29 yo who chose to settle in their hometown and regretted it every day since, should I check out Night in the Woods?

I ended up trading mine in last year and used the funds to get a Switch. I loved the damn thing, but in hindsight, selling it was a good move. Everything I had has pretty much been ported to Switch or exists somewhere else.

Don’t worry, you’ll run into performance issues on PS4 too. Rime uh... just doesn’t run very well for whatever reason.

...but what if I am trying to shovel food into my mouth as fast as possible?

It’s really bizarre. Every time I get a, “Yo, you a chick” message I’m like, “yeah, you got me. Everything’s been a front.”

Wrong on so many levels... I don’t even know where to start

No no, I’ve only gotten it while playing Destiny (2) and those avatars don’t even have names; they’re just Guardians. So, “ElSuavenero” was displayed right above my female avatar and they still went to my profile, saw a picture of a scruffy guy holding a Chihuahua and thought, “I’ll ask if they’re a chick, just to…

I use a female avatar in Destiny 1 and 2 because, let’s face it, they just look cooler. I’ve had no shortage of friend requests and creepy messages from randos asking if I’m a chick, or stating various other explicit things.

I remember getting a black Game Boy Pocket with Pokemon Red and Blue for my birthday in 1999. My parents weren’t loaded with money or anything, but something compelled them that year to go above and beyond what I had asked for.