See also: Ghostbusters

Then this one killed Yogi when he got too close to the waterhole

But Clinton won the popular vote, so all those people are right too, I guess? Hell, the majority of us were proslavery not too long ago. 

I have replaced every lyric of theirs with “In high school, forever” since Blink 182 came out and it fits every goddamn song. Fuck them, fuck this.

Fuck, now who’s a snowflake?

“The lines of cars out into the street every time I go doesn’t seem to mind the agenda either.”

Sure, and we as a nation elected Trump. What was that quote about the wisdom of large groups?

Hard work? reviewing the same sandwich over and over again doesn’t qualify as hard work. And its all for the clicks, anyway.

wet pickles are fine but mayo will ruin the crunch? are you serious with this? how much mayo were you slathering on there?

do you mean the sauce of the Dutch and Belgians and their delicious frites?

Too crazy for Boys Town, too much of a boy for Crazy Town.

... garbage fast food from a joint that supports conversion therapy. Grow up, it’s a fucking fried chicken sandwich, not fine literature

You’re “not going to be led around like that.”

But you’ll still go. Jesus. 

Right? I had no idea about what most fast food tasted like until I was old enough to buy it myself. 

Nope, I know about CFA because of batshit right wing groups treating having a meal there like some kind of patriotic blood oath.

Seriously. 

Replacing hunger Pang with Pang of remorse

You can’t get to work by grudgingly shoving subpar food in your tank, for one.

“I don’t agree with gay marriage”