What, no “well, actually” first?

How many do you suppose he flies at once?

“a conference cum party”

Here’s the thing - can you sound more like you’re trying to mansplain the abortion ‘debate’?

Good job outing yourself as a bigot, I guess?

Kinda sounds like you’d bitch about it, based on your bitching about stuff in general here.

(blandwiches)

Isn’t that your job?

Why shouldn’t people be castigated for abhorrent beliefs? Are you shitting me?

“that triangulation of convenience, efficiency, and quality of food takes precedent once you become a parent”

Enough with the “ruined childhood” bit. That movie sucked. It didn’t ruin childhoods. Jesus, it is so hacky.

TribLive?

Hey, “history dork,” check your math.

Who spells Crosby like this? 

Knowledge enriches. If you don’t agree, what does that say about you?

She’s an idiot.

Calling a gay man “Mary” doesn’t count as homophobia now, but doing so counts as “expert gayness” - so there’s now a monolithic ‘gayness’ that people need to fit into? What is this shit?

If they wanted an Anglo-African woman, I wonder why they didn’t slide Moneypenny into the role. Maybe she took some marksmanship classes after winging Bond a movie or two back?

Wow. You aren’t even trying.

How do the animators draw non-Euclidean forms?