You have to give him credit for having the discipline to write the entire complaint in Braille.

It’s not free in the first place. You’re still paying for cable, and they make money off viewers watching advertising. Nothing on television is free to watch.

They did fuck it because they no longer offer a single product for fans, regardless of whether or not they are paying.

And people wonder how Putin got into Hillary’s e-mails.

Oh come on! http:www.Sketchy.Virus.RU always has the matches you need.

Extra Time was so amazing on TV. Every...single...match...live..... Watching any game (live or DVR) in its 55-inch, HD glory was almost effortless. Why would they remove Extra Time from TV entirely if they’re going to charge $50 for it anyway? Why can’t they leave it there so I don’t have to be at the mercy of wifi or…

As a Newcastle fan, I feel especially fucked. Just back in the EPL after a year in the wilderness, and thought I’d finally be able to watch them every week again as the reward. Instead it will be back to shitty pirating again most of the time.

Apparently the Vandy secondary gets lit up even in the off season.

jobu will never be replaced.

That whole team clearly has a checkered past.

As Luka is my favorite player, and Croatia no longer wants him, he is more than welcome to renounce the bastards and come play on my rec team during all upcoming international breaks.

Bet $100,000 on a draw. Buy 100 bananas. Buy 1 ticket to the match. Throw bananas immediately.

I really don’t think that we should Mecca big deal out of this.

Retire, old man, you’re fucking useless. You can cluck your dessicated tongue and wag your bony finger at Trump’s antics all you want, but you don’t actually do a goddamn thing about it.

I don’t know whether Comey can dunk, but he’s about to throw Mueller one helluva an alley oop!

A friend of mine is a sports writer. Another friend is 6-foot-5 and cannot dunk. Friend No. 1 saw Dominique Wilkins at a game somewhere and caught up with him afterward, asking to interview him for a web feature, just one question. OK, says the Human Highlight Reel, shoot. Friend No. 1 stops, frames up ‘Nique in the…

Not Cleveland.

Rovell would defend “Godfather 3" based on the number of production staff it employed.

I’m lost on this one. Real Madrid is great, but they didn’t like...defeat the game of soccer itself or something?

When Alexander saw the breadth of his domain, he wept for there were no more championships to buy.