Lulu Lemon includes a free abortion with each order. 

The second part is somehow just as dumb:

I just saw the pictures... Looks like leggings and jogbras to me. Bras with no support. Ixnay.

GAP WON’T MAKE A THONG THAN CAN FIT A 30 ROUND MAG WHY DO THEY HATE AMERICA!

“This is saying, somebody like me has a place in this industry,” 

Full disclosure, I am a registered Libertarian. I believe that smaller gov’t is better and that our personal rights are sacrosanct, however, I don’t agree with 90% of what the Libertarian party has become.

Literally no one has ever said those words to you. God, even in introducing a fucking clothing line, which I guarantee you did zero fucking work other than tell people I want to put a shotgun in my leggings and MORE STARS, you have to play the victim card.

It’s funny how very few libertarians actually elect to live in their supposed utopias of western Syria or Post Qaddafi Lybia. It’s almost like they actually just want a Big Government that works just for Them.

that “beneficial neither to rich nor poor” is such a great self own. yes mr carnegie, that shit you do every day, wearing fancy clothes, buying fancy homesteads, and eating fancy food, is of no value.

I’m mostly stunned by the inclusion of the clergy among his detractors—can you imagine any circumstance in which a contemporary American Christian leader would come out against against any rich asshole in this country, other than George Soros? The overwhelming majority of pastors I’ve ever met—and it’s more than a…

How do you get Carnegie's legacy unionized? Practice, practice, practice.

You got lucky! I was raised by wolves and still managed to end up with a healthy set of morals that have been an absolute impediment to the kind of wealthy and easy life this buttplug enjoys.

I, for one, am glad the robots are going to steal umping jobs before illegal immigrants can.

So I assume someone told him that one of the drawbacks of wind power is that production varies based on the strength of the wind, and this is what his idiot brain came up with. Of course it is silly for a bunch of reasons:

These investors aren’t necessarily stupid.

...so he was probably parked in two spaces while doing this?

Damn, walnuts ain’t messing around! I had no idea.

It’s bedding

That’s interesting. What do the horse people do with the shavings?

The question wasn’t even the “first thing you’d do”, it was the “only thing you get to do”. Our next president will spend 4 years shit-talking some Kiwis, and who doesn’t want that?