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What gets me (and I remember talking about this on the Evangeline Lily post where she had that great owl shirt) is that unless they had really bad acne in their teen years, men don’t think about skin care AT ALL until they hit their thirties or forties, then steal all your product and then complain that they’ve been

Money guys seek out and destroy the lefty voices, because...capitalism?

Though thanks to the timing, we can’t rule out chaos caused by an early winter storm, that Royal Mail workers have voted for industrial action in the run-up to Christmas which could affect postal ballots, and (possibly the most British excuse ever) - many voting facilities have prior bookings for school pantomimes (as

Been trying to sort out motivation here.

I don’t give a shit about sports but I’d read great articles on Deadspin constantly. I don’t give a shit about cars, but I was frequently exposed to great reads on Jalopnik because the sites are all connected. I’m not black but I’ve read some amazing content on The Root. I can only assume other readers are like me,

I feel like venture capitalists would consider theft a sport, right?

LOL

I’ll show him. In seven years, I’ll trade for him at the end of a long, pricey contract that he’s going to sign in the off-season. Then when he’s least expecting it...” [cackles like a wild horse whinnying]

Running them into the ground is now precisely the point. No rational owner attempting to actually run these sites in a way reasonably anticipated to result in medium- or long-term profitability would behave this way. The auto play ads are sapping goodwill and certainly driving readers away, or will soon. One of the

Not saying he was up to snuff under Wenger but Xhaka was given ample amounts of minutes while he was managing the squad. Torreira, while lacking Xhaka’s passing range is quicker on the ball, a better defender, and a superior athlete. I feel that his presence would compliment Guendouzi’s play and allow him to roam

This is amusing, but accusing Vic Fangio of being duplicitous is like accusing Donald Trump of engineering all his controversies intentionally...for some reason.

Say, what happened to their last captain?

Plot twist, this was all an elaborate scheme by Elway to kill Joe’s career for good after the mile high miracle in 2012. 

Arsenal fans, probably because they are unfamiliar with managerial change, have yet to fully turn on the manager, and instead have made Xhaka—a damn good player whom Emery does no favors with the team’s playing style and line-up decisions—the focus of their ire. The players, however, are less blind and reportedly are

I’m not sure what Arsenal fans you talk to, but I’m very certain that the vast, vast majority of the fanbase wants Emery gone.

Football is a game with many problems, but it must be the best sport out there for showcasing the stupid great skill and athletic ability of these guys have in an extremely visceral “there is no fucking way I could do that” sort of way. Like, I intellectually know that doing anything useful against a 100 mph fastball

Apparently this is why we need a wall on the Colorado border.

“it’s in their hands now”

Right there with you! If you’re going to be writing about monstersex the monster better stay a fucking monster. What’s the point in having a werewolf boyfriend who is always human during the monster-mash? LEAN INTO THE WEIRD PEOPLE!

Bless this post and bless you Tracy! Speculating about mer-genitalia was a regular topic of discussion among the paranormal/fantasy romance readers in my friend group in the early ‘00s, so this is bringing back fond memories.