Swimming to Dorne

Oberyn Martell: “Elia of Dorne. Say her name.”

Fare thee well, ye cringin’ shitweasel.

You forgot Matt Whittaker! When the History Tweets are written, special note will be given our scammy, Bigfoot-seeking, deep-toileted acting AG.

User name checks out! ;) But yes, begging the question is a logical fallacy, a form of tautology wherein the conclusion is embedded in the premises a priori. Example: “Is the sycophantic liar William Barr afraid he will perjure himself to please his boss?” (Speaking untruths to please the boss is what sycophantic…

Corporations are people? Fine. “You are under arrest on 600,000 counts of wilful homicide. You have the right to remain silent....”

Huddersfield seems like a good fit. They are called the Terriers, and if he’s in Scotland he’s well used to Championship-level footie.

Life of Brian reboot looks hilarious. Russell Brand to star?

Mitt Romney covered that gag in 2012.

Union Carbide never recovered from the Bhopal thing, sad! They really made the best isocyanates, American jobs lost! And thalidomide’s OTC sales took a hit & haven’t bounced back.

Boeing’s ace project manager is the acting US Defense Secretary. Which is nice, I guess.

Well, the kid is still quicker on the ball than Juan Mata, who is the human analogue of driving with the handbrake set. Fark, he kills United’s tempo ded.

I’m too busy/lazy to bust out my lame Photoshop skillz, but y’all can use your imagination on the above-pictured game box, AMI version:

Hmmm. Have you tried asking Tom Izzo to scream at it?

Why does the nation have $22 trillion debt? Well, let’s talk about that, Howard. Right now, Americans are sorting out their tax returns. Most will calculate their effective tax rate between 15% and 32% of income. Now, you and your fellow 1%ers control almost half the nation’s wealth: if there were 100 people in the…

Wear a stuffed badger on your head for forty years, nothing much surprises you.

Right. It took six months and to delay/rescheduling for my mother to see a pulmonologist. The visit involved 20 minutes of VO2 and treadmill tests, conducted by a bored lab tech; about four minutes with the specialist, who spent the entire time typing on his laptop instead of talking or listening, and she was billed…

Oooh, great point. Maybe Trump can hop into one of those Murrican-Made tanks on his Kremlin-style 4th of July military parade (which he still thinks he’s getting) and lead the whole line to Annapolis & turn some donuts on McCain’s grave? Vroom, vroom, take that you dead guy!