He got a head start on her:

Lou Anna Simon said she was too busy with family time-spending to take the USC job right now, but she hopes to have the ankle bracelet off make the shortlist next time Baylor is forced to fire everyone above Chief Custodian.

“I say Fuck it, somebody dig up John McCain, we’ll grease him with pig fat and fire him out of a howitzer. We can do it for 4th of July.”

Australian Aborigines, Native Americans, NZ Maoris, South American indigines, and Canadian First Nations are like: “Tell me more about foreign people invading your country, spreading disease and violence, displacing you from your lands, destroying your language and cultural heritage, and bringing harm to your…

Because nobody is going to say, “eh, that dude is not all bad, I mean he rapes children, but he’s not all bad.”

Bolton FC’s endorsement deal with Manc sperm depositories was always iffy:

Yeah, The bourgified American mafia goes head-to-head with the St. Petersburg machine, it’s gonna be bad for the Sicilians. How’s your Novichok supply, Frankie?

So Freddo is a cartoon frog; Pepe is also a cartoon frog, made meme-famous on ... wait for it ... 4chan. Now with extra QAnon tie-ins! It’s all connected, whatever lies the MSM are telling the sheeple today. The guy who got shot — what was his name? Francesco Cali. Where is the biggest collection of Libs? California.…

There are two Gs in your theory. Regory seems like a man looking for his lost G. And we don’t mean ‘Girlfriend’!

It’s kind of like staph bacteria. Liz Mair occupies a lot of surfaces, especially those that are moist or dirty; if a person gets cut, or if he sticks his foot in his mouth, he is likely to carry some staphylococcus lizmairis into the wound or into his digestive tract, with unfortunate results.

Alex Acosta: “But wait! I’ll see that deferred prosecution and raise you the full Epstein whitewash.”

This guy’s a Fredo. Probably born in Fredonia, Magastan, USA (Go Bills!).  It’s Fredos all the way down, man.

Dairy dairy, Dev contrary,

All those terrible, terrible mass killings by Antifa! Shooting up mosques, synagogues, churches, schools ... mailing bombs to politicians and the media driving cars into protesters ... stabbing Muslim women and their defenders on trains ... killing women who won’t have sex with them. Oh wait — those are all fascists,…

Rough calculation of those Rock ‘Em Sock ‘Em Robots has blue bot outpointing red bot, 208 million to 123 million. 

“...after a domestic dispute at an Alabama gas station.”

Possibly? Tho that would require an ignorance of recent history and political science noteworthy even for the alt-Right. ISIS (IS, Daesh) split off from its Salafist/Wahabbist parent al-Qaeda; all these groups are opposed to the ‘Socialist’ Baathist parties and to the quasi-socialist Saudi government. Secular…

Sure. That’s the ‘coddle’ part of the term: to cup gently or cuddle, as with infants or eggs. The ‘molly’ part refers to men turned spoilt & effete thru too much pampering by women, with a definite 19th-century implication of ‘obnoxious brat, probably likes cock.’

Hmmm. Do you think Milo knows the origin of the term ‘mollycoddle’?

Michael Oher & Mike Remmers sprinted across the street to help their former teammate but were run over by a bus.