Also yeomen must take one hour of longbow practice each day. ;)

Store it in Vexed’s underground shelter, duh. Then all we need is sumbuddy with a 5 gallon pail of Prepper Pineapple cubes and about 20lbs of weed, and we can all smoke blunts & dine Hawaiian while the Golden Hordes sweep past our bunker like locusts.

“And I have a four star general ... who is heading up the initiative of me considering running for president.”

I’ve felt loss without Jeff Flake to play the role of gutless GOP grandstander. Yes, we have Rand Paul and Susan Collins — but until this reversal by Tillis, no one has quite filled the reliable moral vacuum that was Jeff Flake.

The most shocking detail of this whole affair is NXIVM apparently headquarters in Albany, NY.

+1 Mittster

It was very soft, but a beaten defender chasing and putting hands on an attacker is always gonna look like a push to a referee behind the play. A downside to the ‘defensive shell’ approach is you give away lots of iffy penalties and free kicks in dangerous areas, just because so much of the game takes place within 25 y…

Not everyone can pull off this look: 

“Telephones are too complicated. You need a degree in rocket science to use one. We should go back to rotary dials and twisty cords!”

All that is true. My point is the phrase ‘nation-state’ is being used — today, right now — by right-wing movements in many countries as a socially tolerable shorthand for ‘ethnostate’. When you hear nation-state, you (as a rational & well-intentioned person) hear “an organized & distinct political entity with some…

As used by the Right — and by right-wing apologists like Frum — it’s code for ethnostate, which is quite a mod thing today but sounds kinda fashy so we’re seeing & using the construction ‘nation-state’ more often. For instance, Israel recently passed its Basic Law, which declares Israel a ‘Jewish Nation-State’ with…

Joey, puppy, don’t fuck uppy!/

For the want of a nail ... Hitler!!

At an actual Trump rally:

“Hindsight is 20/20. In the Megyn Kelly situation, foresight was also 20/20. But the 20s are reversed because one is forward and one is backwards, if you understand. You might argue everyone saw this disaster coming, but that isn’t really true because I, to name one person, did not see it coming. We highly-paid…

Short version: Eyes & upper face fix identity. Without eyes, a viewer can sorta imagine that’s me in those flannel plaids, in that silk dress, in the arms of that smooth-chested Duke. Sort of a “Your Face Here” sleight-of-hand. Sometimes it’s a view from the back

That coat is very slimming tho, don’t you think?

If the football thing doesn’t work out, Anderson Lopes may have a future in minefield clearance. “He’s very quick — not so big on research.”

Sassy’s like, “My mouth just stopped hurting from last time.”