Ah, that’s just the wokey wokey Kochs — you know, touching base.

Avoid getting stiffed!

That whole riff was  ... oddly visual, wasn’t it? 

Liz. Liz Cheney is the conservative Rep from Wyoming. Mary is the gay sister she pretends not to have.

Yeah. “Blameless life.” Translation: Everybody know Paul Manafort was balls deep in international corruption since 1982, but he was never tapped up until Bob Mueller took the lid off & said, “Holy shit! Here’s a whole box full of crimes!”

Enhanced Speech Figuration, please. Alberto Gonzales sent round a memo, says it is fine. I’m as pleased as punch in the mouth of a gift horse that has left the barn.

Say what you like about mediocre white guys -- their depreciation curves are impressive.

Really, it’s just basically Portugal with 300 off-record nuclear warheads.

Their training methods are old-fashioned, but the quality of the livestock players they turn out can’t be doubted.

Well, he did get a Navy SEAL killed on his first day in office...ordering somebody to their death using your political power is definitely murder-adjacent.

You call that list “ultraviolence”. Roy Keane calls it “random first half against Middlesbrough.”

It’s too much work! Look at Paul Manafort, jetting around to Russia, Turkey, the Far East, talking on two phones at once, trying to keep oligarch loan sharks at bay while peddling access to unregistered foreign agents ... when does the guy sleep? All for what, some expensive carpets, an ostrich jacket, and a daughter…

Except the textualist junta might will argue: “The National Emergencies Act was broadly written, by intent; it contains a remedy for Congress to register disapproval of executive overreach via simple majority vote, and if the President vetoes this enforced resolution, Congress has a second-line remedy in the form of…

Panopticon! I love the ‘first-time offender’ angle, too. Like, “Our client showed one lapse of judgement lasting approximately forty-five years; anyone could have made the same mistake!” That’s like the Golden State Killer asking for parole because, ya know, he’s a former police officer with only a petty shoplifting…

I would very much like to know more about the 666 Park Ave bailout deal. Brookfield Asset Management basically leased the entire building for 99 years, at break-even rates. Whose money were they investing? Seems like Qatar is their biggest capital partner: trying to wedge apart Jared & MBS?

Hannity admits to premature expostulation; Cummings to investigate.

So many funs in Idaho. I personally miss Helen Chenowith, a Republican woman ahead of her time. She lambasted Clinton for his sexual escapades (and then admitted to a 6-year adulterous affair with her married boss of the time); she ridiculed the Endangered Specias Act, saying ““It’s the white, Anglo-Saxon male that’s…

Yes. JarJar has seen the inside of a federal prison. He might cut an immunity deal for himself and Vanka & go back to peddling apartments with daddy. Question is: would prosecutors offer them one? Or do they have enuf proof of shadiness w/ MBS, China, and Israel to dangle a plea deal + three years? My bet is he’ll…

^^ That’s often the last margarita someone has. At least, that particular evening.