In other words; Hillbilly workout.

About the same d his real mom played with her five hole. 

Theo Fleury says hi.

+1 tri state crime spree 

So a 45 year old dude in the front office had a 27 year old member of the team paying for drugs which he muled for the two. What is the over/under on employees in the Angels organization who knew this or heard rumors of this? 30? 40? 

Or not.

Added bonus can easily snap the drool cup onto the helmet.

Next stop is a job with Danny McBride.

Ahhh, well at least AB is onto greener pastures. 

What's going on with your window?

You know damn well Casey is fanfuckingtastic in bed. You know it.

A hundred years from now history will look very poorly upon us for allowing (largely minorities) to enter into indentured servitude followed by a short "career" in a human cock fight. 

Man making millions upon millions can't handle the terrifying assault of questions. 

Witherdick

Or a couple Blondikes.

Clearly his God given talent is doing the COCAINE. He should be in the Cocaine Hall of Fame. 

Maybe the wife is hung like a show pony and it's enough for both of them already.

Eric Prince does the same thing with Navy Seals and Army Rangers.

Trust the Plan. 

Calling those places "amusement centers" now? Robert Kraft approves.