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Does this guy know who Barry Bonds is? Does he know Bonds perfected his home schtick while playing for the Pittsburgh Pirates? Does he know Pittsburgh has a baseball team, that played in the 80's and 90's? I bet there is video. Somewhere. 

Or Trump Tower.

Actually, Tiger owns the Thanksgiving Holiday.

Nice. 

Next stop for old ball coach, Ethel’s Beauty College. The Fighting Beehives.

I really love the combo traitor flag meshed with old glory. Then add in the fake Christianity and it's a hoe down of cognitive dissonance. 

Amazed these people have a HoF.

I thought for sure he was headed to Brigham Young for a two year deal and the reigns to The White Horse Prophecy. 

Possible no one cares about the AAAF?

Next dumb thing; some attention whore will take over the league and schedule fall games in direct competition with the NFL.

One of the most regoddamneddickuless trades. Reds traded him for Milt Pappas and some line chalk. Goes to a new team/league and promptly hits for the triple crown.....

Any minute now Mack Brown will be reiterating his claim that VY is going to Canton.

Ok, yeah, great. But anyone see who was kissing Belichicks daughter? 

Great. Now old ladies and kids will be playing between innings for "charity" or the "troops" or "cancer" or for "home field advantage" or to have "Pete Rose mow your lawn and autograph your shwantz."

Was he on the things we got stuck in our rectums list? 

Set fire to Australia. 

Thinking it shoulda been the Lucky Strike Bowl. 

Bleach and water mixture squirted into rectum. Cleanliness is next to godliness.

They really don't deserve to play anywhere but Mackay Stadium in Reno seems apt.

With the ascot