I was just reading a story about her life to my kids a couple of days ago. She’s an example of a person who truly deserved the Medal of Freedom.

They need to name a celestial object in her honor so she will always live in the stars.

And the other 50% love NASCAR because it provides the illusion of movement without actually going anywhere.

All said and done, Trump’s presence didn’t change one mind or net him one vote. I can say with some confidence that increase in ratings (which, thanks to karma and poor scheduling choices, NASCAR couldn’t capitalize on) was from people who were already fans of Trump.

It’s quite simple: NASCAR fans are dolts. 

NASCAR has shown itself an ever more increasingly stupid exercise in excess and recklessness in the “hold my beer” culture. Time after time, they can’t seem to end a race without tremendous wrecks, suggesting (unfairly) that their drivers can’t drive worth a fuck. Guiding a poweful brick-shaped billboard around a bowl…

Fun fact: 50% of NASCAR fans are attracted to the sport because it gives them hope that they, too, will someday have the courage to make a left turn despite the ensuing condemnation and ridicule from their peers.

It’s a helicopter. A million things need to go right to keep them in the air.

Reports were low clouds and fog, so the pilot would have been operating in the tiny slice of clear vertical space between them. And where the clouds reach the fog, the pilot doesn’t see anything. Most likely is they collided with a ground object; tree or power line or hill. Mechanical failure is also possible, but…

I feel bad for everyone involved. Even Kobe. But yeah, dude raped a woman. Bet she wishes she could forget that happened.

He was the Jeffrey Epstein of mine.

“Folks” have a short memory. I also feel bad for his kids. Not only did they lose their father, but their father was a rapist.

Somewhere near Edwards, CO, a 36 year old woman whispers “good.”

He's raping with the angels now... 

David, I wish to register a complaint. You’ve filed this story to Politics, but this is erroneous, as this is clearly a Sports Story.

I don’t really have anything to add - just trying to drive up visitor metrics and site interactions for these Stick to Sprotz stories.

The only real point of drama in our wedding planning was my parents’ insistence that we have an open bar. Why? “Because Grandpa expects it and he’ll be pissed otherwise.” I give them a lot of grief for the things they choose to put their foot down on, but they were absolutely right about this.

This pic urks me so much. For info. This Marine is a 4 year LCpl. For laymen, that means more than likely, that he was either promoted to Cpl and got busted, or he’s never been promoted past LCpl. It also means that he’s probably not a very good Marine in anyway. Either way, the Corps is likely to very shortly be…

*cums*