“Secret Garden” vs “Public Park” is my favorite relatable bit ever.

sploosh.

super hella fragile racist extra #Bragadocious

jfc. It’s looks like if you tried to pee in the ocean in that thing the piss would shoot up the front, squirt out your cleavage, and hit you in the face.

The “it’s just jealousy” part irks me.

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I just thought to myself: Rockymountainrococo, you NEED Hencha’s amazing sports bra!

I hear it really lets the ass breathe.

That’s so sweet. I’m really happy for them. Being single is awesome too.

Raise your hand if you feel personally attacked and victimized by Nigel Farage’s shoes.

a New York Jew with a copy of the Times tucked into her bag.

i can’t even find any snark or cynicism here. this is just a decent, human thing to do. good for him and behati.

There once was a girl from Nantucket
with talent as deep as a bucket.
She tried to “sound black”
and wrote songs like a hack
so they gave her a Grammy when they should have said “Fuck it.”

I am of the belief that it’s not so much that black audiences don’t want white artists exploring a black sound: the issue is that white artists can be bad while employing black style and still be successful.

they played a couple new songs at hangout fest and everyone lost their goddamn minds they were so good

I hate to break it to you, but this mess is really all your daddy’s fault.