I’m in charge of apps, I bought prosciutto, asparagus, goat cheese, cream cheese, fig jam, and puff pastry. I’ll figure it out tomorrow.

In the meantime, why don’t you send me some cheddar jalapeño scalloped potatoes, I’ll, uhh, SAMPLE it for you, give you some feedback on the recipe. Don’t worry, you don’t need to thank me, glad to do you a favor!

I know. We were amazing with him. Lots of early playoff exits.

Thanks for apologizing. You didn’t have to and it’s great that you did.

If you don’t read the real story, I can’t help you. He sat for the American anthem, which he has been doing for years, well before these protests started. He stood up to get his pads strapped on while the Mexican anthem played. If you choose to remain ignorant of the facts, that’s on you. His career will be fine with…

Spare me this hot taek. Deadspin has always intermingled politics with sports. This is nothing new. The point, however, is that even if I didn’t read Deadspin, someone would tell me about a really dumb thing this guy did, because he is forever doing dumb things and it’s hard to avoid it. Particularly since he’s the…

Also, SOMEONE has to distract from Russia and the fact that Mueller is now requesting documents and interviews directly with Whitehouse aids and the DOJ.

The overriding message that if black people would stop complaining and just show some damn gratitude, America will be great again, is like a punch in the goddamn soul.

Turkeys very well known for chasing children yet dumb Obama pardons one every year. Is weak on turkeys, many fowls laughing at us. I will be strong. Butterball stocks up!

I wouldn’t be surprised if he passes on turkey pardoning. I also wouldn’t be surprised if he signed death warrants for any still-living turkeys pardoned by Obama. My capability for surprise has waned almost completely.

Can we just move on from this and get to more pressing matters? Such as, what will Trump do if the family members of the turkey he pardons this week don’t pay him enough respect afterwards?

He has to fire up the racist base. It’s all he has left.

Kansas never learned this lesson

I dunno, you could be talking about E.J. Manuel.

Hey I wouldn’t want to shake hands with a guy who’s always grabbing his dick either.

So the game plan is:

maybe he can find a good supplement at GNC to fix that.

“Ball out?” Nah. It’s “Ball: out.” Grammar counts.

Doing 4 or so in your backyard is really not much work especially if you live somewhere temperate without too many predators. Five minutes every couple days to add food/water and collect eggs, 10 minutes once a week to clean/repair the coop. Especially easy if you get them at point of lay instead of raising from…

When I was a kid we would keep ducks every now and then.
Mostly we let them wander around eating bugs. They were a domestic breed and not prone to wandering far. That said, we did clip the feathers on one wing on the chance they try to fly off.

In the evenings we’d herd them back to a pen of sorts because while they…