Your politics are showing

Probably immediately and they’ll last until the account tweets again.

We don’t know who struck first, us or them, but we know that it was us that scorched the pie.

Same here, so I’m glad someone asked. Cannot deal with animal scenes. Ripping into your own and another man’s flesh with your teeth? Threatening his wife and children? Fine. Dog, cat, deer, rabbit, mouse, fish, etc etc etc gets hurt? Fuck that, I’M OUT.

What a dumbass. If he had just beaten up his girlfriend or child like a normal NFL player instead of smoking weed, he would have been reinstated a lot sooner.

Yeah we always called it “Feces Pizza”.

“Except it works”

Spicy take there dude. It “annoys” people because it gives cover for hacks like Guerrero to sell this garbage to gullible folks with real health problems.

Yeah, because people with nothing to hide destroy cell phones ALL the time. Although, I guess it is part of his training regimen to sleep in a ‘room uncontaminated by either technology or pet dander’, so he destroyed the cell phone because it was contaminating his sleep environment.

I will defend Brady everytime against accusations of cheating, which are BS.

Of the all the guys to decide to become the face of kneeling in the MLB it has to be this piece of shit...

You shouldn’t have to my friend. You ordered, it’s yours. It’s one thing to offer or ask for a bite. But dining out is not a sharing is caring experience.

My in-laws have a policy of everyone having a bite of every dish that was ordered. Fast forward to 2/3 of my plate being finished, “Avi’s is the best!” No shit! I studied that menu, thought about my choice, and now I got 3 bites of my awesome food and one each from 8 different, shittier dishes. Oh thanks, mother in…

Paul Allen is pretty decent. Spends money but doesn’t throw it away, is clearly a fan but doesn’t think it’s his show.

I never expected to get so many comments, but based on the replies, I’m not the only one that has had this type of experience multiple times with either family or friends. With my in-laws, dinner is only a handful of times a year, so I can deal with it. My wife is a true gem so I try to avoid aggravating her.

The guy who showed me how easy it was to change the ignitor (available for about $20 at the local HVAC supply store) on my furnace was my hero forever.

uh, I’m guessing maybe expensive restaurants aren’t in your budget? Drinks are the killer so you are better off getting loaded before you go in.

I went to an Indonesian place a few weeks ago in a group of 4. We did a tasting menu that gave us, essentially, 15 appetizer-sized dishes. It was a perfect amount of food.

To the bathroom guy — not only are there lights to turn on, but he could, you know, open the blinds and then re-close when he’s done.

I don’t know, isn’t that a lot like jerking off before sex?